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Friday, May 29, 2009

Man Utd fan kills four Barcelona fans in Nigeria

I usually don't like posting negative reports about this country (cos we already have enough negative reports that will last 50 generations to come) but I was taken aback when I read this on yahoo news some minutes ago.

'A Manchester United fan in Nigeria has allegedly killed four people when he drove into a crowd of Barcelona supporters after his team's Champions League defeat.

Police said the crowd in the town of Ogbo were celebrating Barcelona's victory when the minibus drove into them.

A police spokeswoman said ten people were injured and the driver was arrested.

She said: "The driver had passed the crowd then made a U-turn and ran into them."

Barcelona beat Manchester United 2-0 in what has been hailed as a "dream final" between two of Europe's best clubs.

Both teams have large fan bases in Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation'.

Football is supposed to be about Unity and friendship and bla bla, so why go this far? It's ridiculous what this guy did and I hope he gets what he deserves...fucking cunt!(excuse my vocabulary).

Basket ball player Sun Mingming

Gee!!! I have always liked tall guys but this one beats them all! lol. He seems to be a good basket ball player though.

Read more about him here

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

My current top Naija songs

These are my current top Naija Songs
Bracket (Yori Yori) I love this song! I have played it a zillion times, my sister now hates it cos of my constant play, lol.

'See my moto, come wa ya photo' 'Tear rubber everything...well, almost everything',lol. Lau, lau spending pounds ati dollars,I'm a big boy,they hate on me cos I'm a big boy! I gat too much money la po,no be my fault. Based on a fine boy too much I love the lyrics of this song! I play it at least 5times a day! lol.

This is one of my sister's all time favorite, lol.

Another all-time favorite.

People are crazy about 'Bumper to Bumper' but I aint feeling it.

I love this song!

I love ALL songs by D'Banj and Mo'hits records.

I know it's an old song but I still love it!

N'ko ti o ba ti wun anybody lo le fenu won so, lol. I dont know if that Yoruba was correct, lol.

Another old song but it makes me move my body all the time.

Another oldie that I love.

This is an awesome song but the audio quality on youtube is bad. Manage am o!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Parent Alert

Most popular acronyms teenagers use to beat their parents from knowing what they actually say. Parents take not! Lol. Teenagers, sorry for busting some of ur codes, lol.

1 ADR - Address
2 ASL - Age/Sex/Location
3 Banana - Penis
4 CD9/Code9 -Parents are around
5 DUM - Do You Masturbate?
6 DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
7 FB - F*** Buddy
8 FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
9 FOL - Fond of Leather
10 GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
11 GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
12 IAYM - I Am Your Master
13 IF/IB - In the Front or In the Back
14 IIT - Is It Tight?
15 ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
16 IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
17 IWSN - I Want Sex Now
18 J/O - Jerking Off
19 KFY/ K4Y - Kiss For You
19 Kitty - Vagina
20 KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
21 M/F - Male or Female
22 LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
23 MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
24 WYCM - Will You Call Me?
25 MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
26 MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
27 NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
28 NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
29 NMU - Not Much, You?
30 P911 - Parent Alert
31 PAL - Parents Are Listening
32 PAW - Parents Are Watching
33 PIR - Parent In Room
34 POS - Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
35 PRON - Porn
36 Q2C - Quick To Cum
37 RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
38 RUH - Are You Horny?
39 S2R - Send To Receive
40 S/G - Straight or Gay
41 TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
42 KMTTP - Kiss Me Through The Phone
Voila! Lol.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Heonce doing Single ladies

This guy is awesome! Lol. U go gurl...umm I mean u go boy! Seriously, he should either be a dance coach or be employed as a professional dancer! He is AMAZING! Introducing........ HEONCE!!!!(Beyonce dance-alike.)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009


Hey people,

I have messed up my blog setting. I dont know how I did it but I did, lol.

Can someone out there kindly tell me how to put it back to the way it used to be?

I'd appreciate ur help.

Thanks and Regards,


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Twins with different fathers

I had a huge argument with a good friend of mine in February this year, when he suggested that it was possible for a woman to have twins by different fathers. This argument went on for a long time until he decided to show me proof. He went online,did some researches and showed me some articles but I still refused to believe him, I told him it was IMPOSSIBLE for that to happen until I saw and read this article. Is this amazing or is this some bullshit story? lol.(Sorry, had to say that cos I am still baffled by the possibility).

Twins Justin and Jordan turned out to be half-brothers

A mother of twins has had a shock after doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.
Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.
Paternity tests then revealed what had happened - two eggs had been fertilised by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.
Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.
Mia later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.
She told TV channel Fox 4: "Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I'm very shocked."

Mum Mia shocked by discovery
Clear Diagnostics president Genny Thibodeaux said: "It is very crazy. Most people don't believe it can happen, but it can."
Sky's health correspondent Thomas Moore explains: "A woman can release two eggs from her ovaries, and the eggs will remain viable for 24 hours after ovulation.
"Sperm can survive up to five days inside a woman's body, so a woman could sleep with different men several days apart, and get pregnant not once, but twice."
And while it sounds rare, recent research indicates that one in 12 non-identical twins are so-called bi-paternal, with a rise in fertility treatment and changing sexual behaviour being blamed.
Mia's partner James Harrison is father to one of the boys.
He told Fox 4 that he had forgiven his fiancee for having the affair and intended to raise both children as his own.
However, he admitted it had been tough discovering the truth.
"It's a day by day thing. It's going to take time to build the trust like we had," he said.
The couple plan to tell the twins they are half-brothers when they are old enough to understand.

Twins with Two Dads: DNA test proves twins born to different fathers

Despite the fact that they were born at the same time to the same mother, Justin and Jordan look nothing like twins, besides having the same skin color. In fact, they look so different that James Harrison, the supposed father, decided to request a paternity test. Turns out, his instincts were right: One of the infants is his child, and the other is not.
Mia Washington, the mother of the “twins,” admitted to cheating on Harrison, her fiancĂ©, prior to becoming pregnant. But she didn’t have any idea the pregnancy was a result of two separate sets of sperm.
Biologically speaking, this can happen when two or more eggs from the same woman are fertilized during the same ovulation period by two different men. When this rare event occurs, it is called heteropaternal superfecundation—and we really mean rare: There have only been about 10 other cases of this, according to the president of Clear Diagnostics’ DNA lab, Genny Thibodeaux. And in those cases, it was more obvious because the children were of different ethnic backgrounds.
The Telegraph failed terribly when explaining the results of the paternity test:
According to the paternity test, there’s a 99.999 percent chance Justin and Jordan do not have the same father, and zero percent chance they do.” What the reporter meant to say is: There’s a 99% chance that one of the babies belongs to Harrison, and a zero percent chance the other child is his.
Also worth noting: “Miss Washington, from Dallas, Texas, said she plans to tell the boys about their DNA differences when they’re old enough to understand. But she says she has no plans to tell the other father.” .....Which is why she told a reporter? lol.

Friday, May 8, 2009


This post is dedicated to married and unmarried people.

If you're not married yet, share this with a friend but if u are married, share this with your spouse and other married friends.
An African proverb states, "Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye." Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem, make you blind to warning signs.

Keep your eyes open, and don't fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults aren't really important. Once you decide to commit to someone, over time his or her flaws, vulnerabilities, pet peeves, and differences will become more obvious. If you love your mate and want the relationship to grow and evolve, you've got to learn to close one eye and not let every little thing bother you. You and your mate have many different expectations, emotional needs, values, dreams, weaknesses, and strengths.

You are two unique individual children of God who have decided to share a life together. Neither of you are perfect, but are you perfect for each other? Do you bring out the best in each other? Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or do you compete, compare, and control? What do you bring to the relationship? Do you bring past relationships, past hurt, past mistrust, past pain? You can't take someone to the altar to alter him or her.

You can't make someone love you or make someone stay. If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and "a life", you won't find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness or responsible for your pain.

Manipulation, control, jealousy, neediness, and selfishness are not the ingredients of a thriving! , health y, loving and lasting relationship! Seeking status, sex, wealth, and security are the wrong reasons to be in a relationship.

What keeps a relationship strong? Sharing common goals and interests.Communication, intimacy, trust, a sense of humor, sharing household tasks, some getaway time without business or children and daily exchanges, a meal, shared activity, a hug, a call, a touch, a note. Leave a nice message on the voice mail or send a nice email.

Growth is important. Grow together, not away from each other, giving each other space to grow without feeling insecure. Allow your mate to have outside interests. You can't always be together. Give each other a sense of belonging and assurances of commitment. Don't try to control one another. Learn each other's family situation. Respect his or her parents regardless.

Don't put pressure on each other for material goods. Remember for richer or for poorer.

If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment, withdrawal, abuse, neglect, dishonesty, and pain replaces the passion.

The difference between 'United' and 'Untied' is where you put the I.