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Friday, January 22, 2010

Pants on the ground

Decided to have fun with 'General' Larry Platt's song 'Pants on the Ground'.
Enjoy and crack yourself up, lol.

For those who didn't watch the 'Pants on the ground' performance on American Idol, this is General Larry Platt, the 'Pants on the ground' crooner.

This is the current most popular song in the US. General Platt's song now has several types of remix on youtube,it is played on the radio and everywhere else. People are making money off this 62 year old man, putting pictures of his face on mugs, Tshirts etc but he isn't getting a dime out of it.

He needs a copyrighter ASAP, that's what he needs, lol.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Meet me at the coffee shop

I couldn't stop watching this video, I laughed so hard each time I shed tears, lol.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Check for Alzheimer's

Pretty Amazing.

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I
betcha' you'll have a good laugh.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs!

Men are like that, you know, lol.