Little Oyinkepreye came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Preye was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Preye's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Preye, of course, thought he did.
Preye's mother wanted Preye to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Preye, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Preye stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Preye.
Preye knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Preye. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Preye
Preye knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore
up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would
really like a bike for my birthday.
Preye
Preye knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Preye wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please!
Thank you,
Preye
Preye knew , even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Preye was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Preye's mother thought her plan had worked, as Preye looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Preye's mother told him.
Preye walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Preye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Preye bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Preye began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA . IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!! !!
The hit man.
Preye
I know it's an old joke but still a clssic! lol.
Church Analytics
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Michael Jackson update
Update. 3:24pm. 26/6/09
Michael's family have been briefed with the autopsy report. Now the chief coroner is briefing the press on the result.
He said the cause of death has been deferred due to the fact that additional tests need to be done (Toxicology tests, etc), he said the result of this test will be in four to six weeks. He said there was no external trauma or foul play, however, the police are carrying out a private investigation as to what really happened. He also said prior to his death, Michael had no heart problem/condition but was on some prescription drugs.
Michael's body will be released to his family at 6pm today.
The name of the Cardiologist has now been revealed as Dr. Conrad Murray.
Update. 1:02pm. 26/06/09
According to the 911 tape that was just released, the Cardiologist was apparently there with Michael when he collapsed. He, had according to the 911 caller, had given him (Michael) CPR and some form of medical attention. When the dispatcher asked the 911 caller if anyone had seen what happened before Michael collapsed, the caller repeated the question to the Cardiologist who ignored the question and asked them to hurry.
The Cardiologist was the only person with Michael when he collapsed... before the 911 caller made the call.
Update 10:10am. 26/06/09
A cardiologist who had been treating Michael until recently is missing. His car, a silver BMW, which was parked in Michael's home has been impounded and towed by the Police because they think he may know why Michael had a Cardiac arrest. People are wondering why the Cardiologist hasn't showed up yet, wondering why he didn't go back to pick up his car and why he hasn't contacted the police yet.Update: 06/26/09. 8:00am
LA county Coroner said the autopsy (Toxicology and extensive exam) to Michael's death will begin in a few minutes. They want to find out why he had the cardiac arrest.
MJ's former attorney claim Michael had been abusing prescription drugs and warned him and his family about it but they ignored him.
A lot of people are mourning this music icon. People are gathered everywhere..Hollywood walk of fame, outside the UCLA Medical center, almost every store is playing his music. People are crying, P.Diddy couldn't believe it when he heard it yesterday, Beyonce was very touched, Cher, Donner Sommer, a lot of stars have been making comments about him on TV, it's unbelievable.
I wonder if he wrote a will. I wonder who will take custody of his kids? We know his ex-wife promised to have nothing to do with his 2 kids but what about the 3rd one,blanket? Since the identity of Blanket's mum is unknown, I guess....his Mom, Janet or...I dont know who, will take custody of his three kids.
Michael's family have been briefed with the autopsy report. Now the chief coroner is briefing the press on the result.
He said the cause of death has been deferred due to the fact that additional tests need to be done (Toxicology tests, etc), he said the result of this test will be in four to six weeks. He said there was no external trauma or foul play, however, the police are carrying out a private investigation as to what really happened. He also said prior to his death, Michael had no heart problem/condition but was on some prescription drugs.
Michael's body will be released to his family at 6pm today.
The name of the Cardiologist has now been revealed as Dr. Conrad Murray.
Update. 1:02pm. 26/06/09
According to the 911 tape that was just released, the Cardiologist was apparently there with Michael when he collapsed. He, had according to the 911 caller, had given him (Michael) CPR and some form of medical attention. When the dispatcher asked the 911 caller if anyone had seen what happened before Michael collapsed, the caller repeated the question to the Cardiologist who ignored the question and asked them to hurry.
The Cardiologist was the only person with Michael when he collapsed... before the 911 caller made the call.
Update 10:10am. 26/06/09
A cardiologist who had been treating Michael until recently is missing. His car, a silver BMW, which was parked in Michael's home has been impounded and towed by the Police because they think he may know why Michael had a Cardiac arrest. People are wondering why the Cardiologist hasn't showed up yet, wondering why he didn't go back to pick up his car and why he hasn't contacted the police yet.Update: 06/26/09. 8:00am
LA county Coroner said the autopsy (Toxicology and extensive exam) to Michael's death will begin in a few minutes. They want to find out why he had the cardiac arrest.
MJ's former attorney claim Michael had been abusing prescription drugs and warned him and his family about it but they ignored him.
A lot of people are mourning this music icon. People are gathered everywhere..Hollywood walk of fame, outside the UCLA Medical center, almost every store is playing his music. People are crying, P.Diddy couldn't believe it when he heard it yesterday, Beyonce was very touched, Cher, Donner Sommer, a lot of stars have been making comments about him on TV, it's unbelievable.
I wonder if he wrote a will. I wonder who will take custody of his kids? We know his ex-wife promised to have nothing to do with his 2 kids but what about the 3rd one,blanket? Since the identity of Blanket's mum is unknown, I guess....his Mom, Janet or...I dont know who, will take custody of his three kids.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson is dead!
Wow, it's.....I don't know what word to use. I was in bed when I got the message that Michael was dead. I jumped out of bed and quickly turned the TV on, and there it was, the Living legend....the legend is dead! MJ the King of the world is gone!!! Wow! It still doesn't feel real. He is....was the only musician who is...was known all over the world. He is....was known in every part of the world even in the deepest/bushest village in Africa. The man is....was....I am speechless right now.
I got a message from my sister, Laura, on face book to call her cos she couldn't believe it was real. She couldn't believe someone like him could die, but, C'est la vie.
We are all shocked about this turn of event, putting into consideration his comeback concert he had been preparing for in London. Wow!!!
Geez, what a loss to humanity!
The king of POP IS DEAD!!!
May his soul rest in Peace.
Farrah Fawcett too. Na wa o! I wonder if she got to marry her long term partner before she died. I know he proposed to her recently but I don't know if they got to tie the knots before she died. May her soul rest in peace as well!
ALIYAH DIED ON THE 25TH OF AUGUST,JAMES BROWN DIED ON THE 25TH OF DECEMBER, NOW FARRAH FAWCETT AND MICHAEL JACKSON BOTH DIED ON THE 25TH OF JUNE.
Mmmmm, this date, 25th, na wa o!
It's 10:15pm now in L.A. and there are soooooooooooooo many people gathered outside of Michael's home, The Apollo and outside UCLA Medical centre where he was pronounced dead.
I am currently watching Larry King Live on CNN and one of the reporters just reported that cops are taking/confiscating some of Michael's properties. The reporter said she asked one of the cops why they were taking Michael's things away but they declined to comment. Na wa o. I wonder what's going on.
I'll keep u updated as I get new info.
Update: 10:43pm. Michael's body is now being transported to where an autopsy will be performed on his body.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Husband and wife
Hubby gets 'I Love You' tattooed on his penis and goes home to show his wife.
She says: 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth.'
Question and Answer.
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?
A: It's Braille for " suck here. "
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but " down under. "
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
She says: 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth.'
Question and Answer.
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?
A: It's Braille for " suck here. "
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but " down under. "
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Playground
A class of five-year old school children return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time.
The teacher says to the first child ''Hello Becky, what have you been doing this Playtime?''
Becky replies ''I have been playing in the sand box.''
''Very good,'' says the teacher ''if you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit.''
Becky duly goes and writes 's a n d' on the blackboard.
''Very good,'' says the teacher and gives Becky a biscuit.
The teacher then says,''Freddie, what have you been doing in your playtime?''
Freddie replies, ''Playing with Becky in the sand box.''
''Very good,'' says the teacher, ''if you can spell 'box' on the blackboard, I will also give you a biscuit.''
Freddie duly goes and writes 'b o x' on the blackboard. ''Very good,'' says the teacher and gives Freddie a biscuit.
Teacher then says,''Hello Mohammed, have you been playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?''
''No,'' replies Mohammed, ''I wanted to, but they would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing sand at me, calling me nasty names and asking to see under my jacket in case I had explosives.''
''Oh dear,'' says the teacher, ''that sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me -
I'll tell you what, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' I will give you a biscuit.''
The teacher says to the first child ''Hello Becky, what have you been doing this Playtime?''
Becky replies ''I have been playing in the sand box.''
''Very good,'' says the teacher ''if you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit.''
Becky duly goes and writes 's a n d' on the blackboard.
''Very good,'' says the teacher and gives Becky a biscuit.
The teacher then says,''Freddie, what have you been doing in your playtime?''
Freddie replies, ''Playing with Becky in the sand box.''
''Very good,'' says the teacher, ''if you can spell 'box' on the blackboard, I will also give you a biscuit.''
Freddie duly goes and writes 'b o x' on the blackboard. ''Very good,'' says the teacher and gives Freddie a biscuit.
Teacher then says,''Hello Mohammed, have you been playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?''
''No,'' replies Mohammed, ''I wanted to, but they would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing sand at me, calling me nasty names and asking to see under my jacket in case I had explosives.''
''Oh dear,'' says the teacher, ''that sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me -
I'll tell you what, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' I will give you a biscuit.''
Friday, June 5, 2009
Little Johnny Joke and others
Little Johnny Joke.
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how
many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2
rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and
another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six Sir
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and
another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: Where the f*** do you get seven from?
Johnny: Because I f***king have one at home.
Jane and Arlene
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself in to the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel’
The pharmacist fainted.
WOMEN CAN BE SO INSENSITIVE
Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'Honey, please - just one more
time before I die ?'
She says, 'Of course, dear.' And they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey , I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could....?'
At this point the wife rolls over and says, 'Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... you don't.
Subject: Golf Lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway. . . about 15 ft.
"That was great," the pro says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"
AND HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU TECHNOGEEKS
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta..
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 ;program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how
many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2
rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and
another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six Sir
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and
another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: Where the f*** do you get seven from?
Johnny: Because I f***king have one at home.
Jane and Arlene
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself in to the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel’
The pharmacist fainted.
WOMEN CAN BE SO INSENSITIVE
Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'Honey, please - just one more
time before I die ?'
She says, 'Of course, dear.' And they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey , I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could....?'
At this point the wife rolls over and says, 'Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... you don't.
Subject: Golf Lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.
The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway. . . about 15 ft.
"That was great," the pro says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"
AND HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU TECHNOGEEKS
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta..
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 ;program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support
Friday, May 29, 2009
Man Utd fan kills four Barcelona fans in Nigeria
I usually don't like posting negative reports about this country (cos we already have enough negative reports that will last 50 generations to come) but I was taken aback when I read this on yahoo news some minutes ago.
'A Manchester United fan in Nigeria has allegedly killed four people when he drove into a crowd of Barcelona supporters after his team's Champions League defeat.
Police said the crowd in the town of Ogbo were celebrating Barcelona's victory when the minibus drove into them.
A police spokeswoman said ten people were injured and the driver was arrested.
She said: "The driver had passed the crowd then made a U-turn and ran into them."
Barcelona beat Manchester United 2-0 in what has been hailed as a "dream final" between two of Europe's best clubs.
Both teams have large fan bases in Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation'.
Football is supposed to be about Unity and friendship and bla bla, so why go this far? It's ridiculous what this guy did and I hope he gets what he deserves...fucking cunt!(excuse my vocabulary).
'A Manchester United fan in Nigeria has allegedly killed four people when he drove into a crowd of Barcelona supporters after his team's Champions League defeat.
Police said the crowd in the town of Ogbo were celebrating Barcelona's victory when the minibus drove into them.
A police spokeswoman said ten people were injured and the driver was arrested.
She said: "The driver had passed the crowd then made a U-turn and ran into them."
Barcelona beat Manchester United 2-0 in what has been hailed as a "dream final" between two of Europe's best clubs.
Both teams have large fan bases in Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation'.
Football is supposed to be about Unity and friendship and bla bla, so why go this far? It's ridiculous what this guy did and I hope he gets what he deserves...fucking cunt!(excuse my vocabulary).
Basket ball player Sun Mingming
Gee!!! I have always liked tall guys but this one beats them all! lol. He seems to be a good basket ball player though.
Read more about him here http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-sunshining&prov=ap&type=lgns
Read more about him here http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-sunshining&prov=ap&type=lgns
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
My current top Naija songs
These are my current top Naija Songs
Bracket (Yori Yori) I love this song! I have played it a zillion times, my sister now hates it cos of my constant play, lol.
'See my moto, come wa ya photo'..lol. 'Tear rubber everything...well, almost everything',lol. Lau, lau spending pounds ati dollars,I'm a big boy,they hate on me cos I'm a big boy! I gat too much money la po,no be my fault. Based on a fine boy too much swagger...lol. I love the lyrics of this song! I play it at least 5times a day! lol.
This is one of my sister's all time favorite, lol.
Another all-time favorite.
People are crazy about 'Bumper to Bumper' but I aint feeling it.
I love this song!
I love ALL songs by D'Banj and Mo'hits records.
I know it's an old song but I still love it!
N'ko ti o ba ti wun anybody lo le fenu won so, lol. I dont know if that Yoruba was correct, lol.
Another old song but it makes me move my body all the time.
Another oldie that I love.
This is an awesome song but the audio quality on youtube is bad. Manage am o!
Bracket (Yori Yori) I love this song! I have played it a zillion times, my sister now hates it cos of my constant play, lol.
'See my moto, come wa ya photo'..lol. 'Tear rubber everything...well, almost everything',lol. Lau, lau spending pounds ati dollars,I'm a big boy,they hate on me cos I'm a big boy! I gat too much money la po,no be my fault. Based on a fine boy too much swagger...lol. I love the lyrics of this song! I play it at least 5times a day! lol.
This is one of my sister's all time favorite, lol.
Another all-time favorite.
People are crazy about 'Bumper to Bumper' but I aint feeling it.
I love this song!
I love ALL songs by D'Banj and Mo'hits records.
I know it's an old song but I still love it!
N'ko ti o ba ti wun anybody lo le fenu won so, lol. I dont know if that Yoruba was correct, lol.
Another old song but it makes me move my body all the time.
Another oldie that I love.
This is an awesome song but the audio quality on youtube is bad. Manage am o!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Parent Alert
Most popular acronyms teenagers use to beat their parents from knowing what they actually say. Parents take not! Lol. Teenagers, sorry for busting some of ur codes, lol.
1 ADR - Address
2 ASL - Age/Sex/Location
3 Banana - Penis
4 CD9/Code9 -Parents are around
5 DUM - Do You Masturbate?
6 DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
7 FB - F*** Buddy
8 FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
9 FOL - Fond of Leather
10 GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
11 GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
12 IAYM - I Am Your Master
13 IF/IB - In the Front or In the Back
14 IIT - Is It Tight?
15 ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
16 IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
17 IWSN - I Want Sex Now
18 J/O - Jerking Off
19 KFY/ K4Y - Kiss For You
19 Kitty - Vagina
20 KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
21 M/F - Male or Female
22 LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
23 MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
24 WYCM - Will You Call Me?
25 MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
26 MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
27 NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
28 NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
29 NMU - Not Much, You?
30 P911 - Parent Alert
31 PAL - Parents Are Listening
32 PAW - Parents Are Watching
33 PIR - Parent In Room
34 POS - Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
35 PRON - Porn
36 Q2C - Quick To Cum
37 RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
38 RUH - Are You Horny?
39 S2R - Send To Receive
40 S/G - Straight or Gay
41 TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
42 KMTTP - Kiss Me Through The Phone
Voila! Lol.
1 ADR - Address
2 ASL - Age/Sex/Location
3 Banana - Penis
4 CD9/Code9 -Parents are around
5 DUM - Do You Masturbate?
6 DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
7 FB - F*** Buddy
8 FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
9 FOL - Fond of Leather
10 GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
11 GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
12 IAYM - I Am Your Master
13 IF/IB - In the Front or In the Back
14 IIT - Is It Tight?
15 ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
16 IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
17 IWSN - I Want Sex Now
18 J/O - Jerking Off
19 KFY/ K4Y - Kiss For You
19 Kitty - Vagina
20 KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
21 M/F - Male or Female
22 LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
23 MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
24 WYCM - Will You Call Me?
25 MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
26 MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
27 NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
28 NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
29 NMU - Not Much, You?
30 P911 - Parent Alert
31 PAL - Parents Are Listening
32 PAW - Parents Are Watching
33 PIR - Parent In Room
34 POS - Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
35 PRON - Porn
36 Q2C - Quick To Cum
37 RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
38 RUH - Are You Horny?
39 S2R - Send To Receive
40 S/G - Straight or Gay
41 TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
42 KMTTP - Kiss Me Through The Phone
Voila! Lol.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Heonce doing Single ladies
This guy is awesome! Lol. U go gurl...umm I mean u go boy! Seriously, he should either be a dance coach or be employed as a professional dancer! He is AMAZING! Introducing........ HEONCE!!!!(Beyonce dance-alike.)
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey people,
I have messed up my blog setting. I dont know how I did it but I did, lol.
Can someone out there kindly tell me how to put it back to the way it used to be?
I'd appreciate ur help.
Thanks and Regards,
Vera.
I have messed up my blog setting. I dont know how I did it but I did, lol.
Can someone out there kindly tell me how to put it back to the way it used to be?
I'd appreciate ur help.
Thanks and Regards,
Vera.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Twins with different fathers
I had a huge argument with a good friend of mine in February this year, when he suggested that it was possible for a woman to have twins by different fathers. This argument went on for a long time until he decided to show me proof. He went online,did some researches and showed me some articles but I still refused to believe him, I told him it was IMPOSSIBLE for that to happen until I saw and read this article. Is this amazing or is this some bullshit story? lol.(Sorry, had to say that cos I am still baffled by the possibility).
Twins Justin and Jordan turned out to be half-brothers
A mother of twins has had a shock after doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.
Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.
Paternity tests then revealed what had happened - two eggs had been fertilised by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.
Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.
Mia later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.
She told TV channel Fox 4: "Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I'm very shocked."
Mum Mia shocked by discovery
Clear Diagnostics president Genny Thibodeaux said: "It is very crazy. Most people don't believe it can happen, but it can."
Sky's health correspondent Thomas Moore explains: "A woman can release two eggs from her ovaries, and the eggs will remain viable for 24 hours after ovulation.
"Sperm can survive up to five days inside a woman's body, so a woman could sleep with different men several days apart, and get pregnant not once, but twice."
And while it sounds rare, recent research indicates that one in 12 non-identical twins are so-called bi-paternal, with a rise in fertility treatment and changing sexual behaviour being blamed.
Mia's partner James Harrison is father to one of the boys.
He told Fox 4 that he had forgiven his fiancee for having the affair and intended to raise both children as his own.
However, he admitted it had been tough discovering the truth.
"It's a day by day thing. It's going to take time to build the trust like we had," he said.
The couple plan to tell the twins they are half-brothers when they are old enough to understand.
Twins Justin and Jordan turned out to be half-brothers
A mother of twins has had a shock after doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.
Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.
Paternity tests then revealed what had happened - two eggs had been fertilised by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.
Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.
Mia later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.
She told TV channel Fox 4: "Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I'm very shocked."
Mum Mia shocked by discovery
Clear Diagnostics president Genny Thibodeaux said: "It is very crazy. Most people don't believe it can happen, but it can."
Sky's health correspondent Thomas Moore explains: "A woman can release two eggs from her ovaries, and the eggs will remain viable for 24 hours after ovulation.
"Sperm can survive up to five days inside a woman's body, so a woman could sleep with different men several days apart, and get pregnant not once, but twice."
And while it sounds rare, recent research indicates that one in 12 non-identical twins are so-called bi-paternal, with a rise in fertility treatment and changing sexual behaviour being blamed.
Mia's partner James Harrison is father to one of the boys.
He told Fox 4 that he had forgiven his fiancee for having the affair and intended to raise both children as his own.
However, he admitted it had been tough discovering the truth.
"It's a day by day thing. It's going to take time to build the trust like we had," he said.
The couple plan to tell the twins they are half-brothers when they are old enough to understand.
Twins with Two Dads: DNA test proves twins born to different fathers
Despite the fact that they were born at the same time to the same mother, Justin and Jordan look nothing like twins, besides having the same skin color. In fact, they look so different that James Harrison, the supposed father, decided to request a paternity test. Turns out, his instincts were right: One of the infants is his child, and the other is not.
Mia Washington, the mother of the “twins,” admitted to cheating on Harrison, her fiancé, prior to becoming pregnant. But she didn’t have any idea the pregnancy was a result of two separate sets of sperm.
Biologically speaking, this can happen when two or more eggs from the same woman are fertilized during the same ovulation period by two different men. When this rare event occurs, it is called heteropaternal superfecundation—and we really mean rare: There have only been about 10 other cases of this, according to the president of Clear Diagnostics’ DNA lab, Genny Thibodeaux. And in those cases, it was more obvious because the children were of different ethnic backgrounds.
The Telegraph failed terribly when explaining the results of the paternity test:
According to the paternity test, there’s a 99.999 percent chance Justin and Jordan do not have the same father, and zero percent chance they do.” What the reporter meant to say is: There’s a 99% chance that one of the babies belongs to Harrison, and a zero percent chance the other child is his.
Also worth noting: “Miss Washington, from Dallas, Texas, said she plans to tell the boys about their DNA differences when they’re old enough to understand. But she says she has no plans to tell the other father.” .....Which is why she told a reporter? lol.
Mia Washington, the mother of the “twins,” admitted to cheating on Harrison, her fiancé, prior to becoming pregnant. But she didn’t have any idea the pregnancy was a result of two separate sets of sperm.
Biologically speaking, this can happen when two or more eggs from the same woman are fertilized during the same ovulation period by two different men. When this rare event occurs, it is called heteropaternal superfecundation—and we really mean rare: There have only been about 10 other cases of this, according to the president of Clear Diagnostics’ DNA lab, Genny Thibodeaux. And in those cases, it was more obvious because the children were of different ethnic backgrounds.
The Telegraph failed terribly when explaining the results of the paternity test:
According to the paternity test, there’s a 99.999 percent chance Justin and Jordan do not have the same father, and zero percent chance they do.” What the reporter meant to say is: There’s a 99% chance that one of the babies belongs to Harrison, and a zero percent chance the other child is his.
Also worth noting: “Miss Washington, from Dallas, Texas, said she plans to tell the boys about their DNA differences when they’re old enough to understand. But she says she has no plans to tell the other father.” .....Which is why she told a reporter? lol.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Secret
This post is dedicated to married and unmarried people.
If you're not married yet, share this with a friend but if u are married, share this with your spouse and other married friends.
An African proverb states, "Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye." Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem, make you blind to warning signs.
Keep your eyes open, and don't fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults aren't really important. Once you decide to commit to someone, over time his or her flaws, vulnerabilities, pet peeves, and differences will become more obvious. If you love your mate and want the relationship to grow and evolve, you've got to learn to close one eye and not let every little thing bother you. You and your mate have many different expectations, emotional needs, values, dreams, weaknesses, and strengths.
You are two unique individual children of God who have decided to share a life together. Neither of you are perfect, but are you perfect for each other? Do you bring out the best in each other? Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or do you compete, compare, and control? What do you bring to the relationship? Do you bring past relationships, past hurt, past mistrust, past pain? You can't take someone to the altar to alter him or her.
You can't make someone love you or make someone stay. If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and "a life", you won't find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness or responsible for your pain.
Manipulation, control, jealousy, neediness, and selfishness are not the ingredients of a thriving! , health y, loving and lasting relationship! Seeking status, sex, wealth, and security are the wrong reasons to be in a relationship.
What keeps a relationship strong? Sharing common goals and interests.Communication, intimacy, trust, a sense of humor, sharing household tasks, some getaway time without business or children and daily exchanges, a meal, shared activity, a hug, a call, a touch, a note. Leave a nice message on the voice mail or send a nice email.
Growth is important. Grow together, not away from each other, giving each other space to grow without feeling insecure. Allow your mate to have outside interests. You can't always be together. Give each other a sense of belonging and assurances of commitment. Don't try to control one another. Learn each other's family situation. Respect his or her parents regardless.
Don't put pressure on each other for material goods. Remember for richer or for poorer.
If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment, withdrawal, abuse, neglect, dishonesty, and pain replaces the passion.
The difference between 'United' and 'Untied' is where you put the I.
Cheers!
If you're not married yet, share this with a friend but if u are married, share this with your spouse and other married friends.
An African proverb states, "Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye." Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem, make you blind to warning signs.
Keep your eyes open, and don't fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults aren't really important. Once you decide to commit to someone, over time his or her flaws, vulnerabilities, pet peeves, and differences will become more obvious. If you love your mate and want the relationship to grow and evolve, you've got to learn to close one eye and not let every little thing bother you. You and your mate have many different expectations, emotional needs, values, dreams, weaknesses, and strengths.
You are two unique individual children of God who have decided to share a life together. Neither of you are perfect, but are you perfect for each other? Do you bring out the best in each other? Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or do you compete, compare, and control? What do you bring to the relationship? Do you bring past relationships, past hurt, past mistrust, past pain? You can't take someone to the altar to alter him or her.
You can't make someone love you or make someone stay. If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and "a life", you won't find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness or responsible for your pain.
Manipulation, control, jealousy, neediness, and selfishness are not the ingredients of a thriving! , health y, loving and lasting relationship! Seeking status, sex, wealth, and security are the wrong reasons to be in a relationship.
What keeps a relationship strong? Sharing common goals and interests.Communication, intimacy, trust, a sense of humor, sharing household tasks, some getaway time without business or children and daily exchanges, a meal, shared activity, a hug, a call, a touch, a note. Leave a nice message on the voice mail or send a nice email.
Growth is important. Grow together, not away from each other, giving each other space to grow without feeling insecure. Allow your mate to have outside interests. You can't always be together. Give each other a sense of belonging and assurances of commitment. Don't try to control one another. Learn each other's family situation. Respect his or her parents regardless.
Don't put pressure on each other for material goods. Remember for richer or for poorer.
If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment, withdrawal, abuse, neglect, dishonesty, and pain replaces the passion.
The difference between 'United' and 'Untied' is where you put the I.
Cheers!
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Roger Federer is married and expecting first child
My favorite Tennis player in the world, Roger Federer, is now married to his longtime girlfriend, Mirka Vavrinec, whom he met at the 2000 Sydney Olympics where they both represented Switzerland.
They got married in a small ceremony last saturday in his hometown. He announced the wedding on his Web site, saying they got married "surrounded by a small group of close friends and family." "It was a beautiful spring day and an incredibly joyous occasion," he said.
Mirka who is three years older than Federer, has ALWAYS been at all of his games and has always offered him her support. I have seen her at ALL of his games where she sits or stands (depending on Roger's exquisite moves) and cheers her man on. Another source of joy for the newlyweds is that they are expecting a baby !!!
The 27-year-old Swiss star confirmed the news on his blog.
"Mirka and I are excited to let you know that we will be parents this summer!" People quoted Federer as writing on his blog.
"Mirka is pregnant and we are so happy to be starting a family together. This is a dream come true for us."
"We love children and we are looking forward to being parents for the first time. Mirka is feeling great and everything is going well," he added.
Congratulations Huband and daddy! I am so happy for him. I hope he has a son so I can matchmake him with my daughter....when I have one, lol.
They got married in a small ceremony last saturday in his hometown. He announced the wedding on his Web site, saying they got married "surrounded by a small group of close friends and family." "It was a beautiful spring day and an incredibly joyous occasion," he said.
Mirka who is three years older than Federer, has ALWAYS been at all of his games and has always offered him her support. I have seen her at ALL of his games where she sits or stands (depending on Roger's exquisite moves) and cheers her man on. Another source of joy for the newlyweds is that they are expecting a baby !!!
The 27-year-old Swiss star confirmed the news on his blog.
"Mirka and I are excited to let you know that we will be parents this summer!" People quoted Federer as writing on his blog.
"Mirka is pregnant and we are so happy to be starting a family together. This is a dream come true for us."
"We love children and we are looking forward to being parents for the first time. Mirka is feeling great and everything is going well," he added.
Congratulations Huband and daddy! I am so happy for him. I hope he has a son so I can matchmake him with my daughter....when I have one, lol.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Madonna's adoption of Mercy James refused
It's a shame about Madonna's adoption denial. they have not hurt the music star at all, rather, they have hurt the chance of that girl, Mercy James to a better-stress free future. I am not saying she cant succeed on her own, but come one people, how easier would things have been if she had been adopted by Madonna.
Anyways...nothing more to say. The star did her best!
Good luck to Mercy James and the people who think they can control her life.
Anyways...nothing more to say. The star did her best!
Good luck to Mercy James and the people who think they can control her life.
Do you speak English? Taking the piss, lol
This might be old but I saw it recently and enjoyed it. I like the fact that they were taking the piss, lol.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Naija man busted on cheaters
I have watched this video a billion times and still cant stop laughing each time I watch it.
My favorite parts: The imitation by jacqueline Usman: "Wot is the meaning of all dis" and "is all ova". Hahahaha
So please sit back, relax and enjoy!
My favorite parts: The imitation by jacqueline Usman: "Wot is the meaning of all dis" and "is all ova". Hahahaha
So please sit back, relax and enjoy!
Madonna and adoption troubles
I have been watching this Madonna's adoption palaver with keen interest and a bit of irritation.
I don't know why organisations like 'Save the Children' won't mind their own business and let the less privileged in the society make any progress. I don't know why Madonna is keen on the Mercy girl, if they don't want her to adopt the child, she should adopt another child.
I watched an interview where one of the staff of 'Save the children' organisation ran his mouth saying that 'orphans have at least a member of the family that could look after them. If they had a member of their family to look after them, then why in heaven's name are the kids in orphanages?
" He also said it was better for an orphan to be raised in their own country" Shut the fuck up man! Who died and made u King? What the fuck does he know about Africa, children, life and poverty? I will tell u the answer... Fuck all! He doesn't know shit! He is white,a Brit,and could go to any part of the world he wants with little or no stress, so why not let the child have the opportunity to a better life? Geez man!
Does he know the kind of life that child would have if she was taken to the US? She isn't just gonna live in the States as a nobody, she is gonna live a life of privilege and opportunity, she is gonna live with a fucking star for fuck sakes! Lol.
On a lighter note.
If Madonna came to Nigeria to adopt any child, I bet u, a lot of parents will take their children to the orphanage she will be visiting, lol. The kids/toddlers will even walk in to the orphanage themselves and register themselves as orphans, hahaha. They will also sternly warn their parents not to come anywhere near them during the singer's visit, hahaha.
2 weeks after they get adopted, their father would call and say "Hey, ur mum is sick o, abeg send us some money" hahahaha.
Just kidding, but the situation in this country is that bad for some people, lol.
I don't know why organisations like 'Save the Children' won't mind their own business and let the less privileged in the society make any progress. I don't know why Madonna is keen on the Mercy girl, if they don't want her to adopt the child, she should adopt another child.
I watched an interview where one of the staff of 'Save the children' organisation ran his mouth saying that 'orphans have at least a member of the family that could look after them. If they had a member of their family to look after them, then why in heaven's name are the kids in orphanages?
" He also said it was better for an orphan to be raised in their own country" Shut the fuck up man! Who died and made u King? What the fuck does he know about Africa, children, life and poverty? I will tell u the answer... Fuck all! He doesn't know shit! He is white,a Brit,and could go to any part of the world he wants with little or no stress, so why not let the child have the opportunity to a better life? Geez man!
Does he know the kind of life that child would have if she was taken to the US? She isn't just gonna live in the States as a nobody, she is gonna live a life of privilege and opportunity, she is gonna live with a fucking star for fuck sakes! Lol.
On a lighter note.
If Madonna came to Nigeria to adopt any child, I bet u, a lot of parents will take their children to the orphanage she will be visiting, lol. The kids/toddlers will even walk in to the orphanage themselves and register themselves as orphans, hahaha. They will also sternly warn their parents not to come anywhere near them during the singer's visit, hahaha.
2 weeks after they get adopted, their father would call and say "Hey, ur mum is sick o, abeg send us some money" hahahaha.
Just kidding, but the situation in this country is that bad for some people, lol.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Woman with no rib
This woman had her ribs removed by a plastic suregeon. I think she should have had a face lift as well...and perhaps...a tummy tuck, lol.
She looks like she's got a carrot stuck up her ass! haha.
She looks like she's got a carrot stuck up her ass! haha.
Lifestyle of the rich in Nigeria
Someone sent me this email and I decided to share it. Please read and enjoy!
MONEY talks. In Nigeria , it actually shouts. Especially in the lives and lifestyles of those who have it in abundance.
While the economic crisis takes its toll on Nigerians, the taste of Nigerian rich men for luxury is anything but waning.
While the stock market is down and people's savings have been wiped out, a few Nigerians are still living life to the fullest, flying around in private jets. Money, indeed talks. While it has said goodbye to mostly poor Nigerians, it is screaming "watch me do wonders" in the pockets of a few. While the market for many products is shrinking, private jet manufacturers and dealers have found a ready market in Nigeria.
Indeed, Bombadier and Hawker Beechcraft Corporation, both jet manufacturers, have never had it so good. Overflying the Nigerian airspace today are some of the best and, of course, most expensive private jets these companies have on offer. Ironically, just as there are more commercial airlines today than ever, making commuting easier for all even without having to own a private plane, never has there been as many private jets as there are now.
"Nowhere in Africa, not even in South Africa is there the number of private jets as we have now available," said an aviation expert And the international community has taken an interest not only in the taste of Nigerians for these private jets but the source of the money for their purchase. Late last year, a Challenger 500 landed at the Luton Airport in England . Its sole passenger was a former presidential aide renowned for his closeness to former President Olusegun Obasanjo and still wielding considerable influence in the Umaru Musa Yar'Adua administration. That not being his first visit to England in that craft and yet another one which is known to regularly convey his wife and children to any place in the world from their base in South Africa, the British authorities picked him up and questioned him on his business deals and source of his wealth. The investigation indeed, is still going on.
In the last one year, the number of private jets bought by Nigerians has more than doubled. Specifically, at least five Hawker 900 XP, a luxurious wonder in the air have been bought. Each, according to an official of the Hawker Beechcraft Corporation, cost $14.9 million. Another five 800 XP at the cost of $13 million each have been purchased. Two brand new Hawker 4000, which Dan Keady of Hawker Corporation confirmed, is about $21 million each, are already in Nigeria too. One belongs to a banker and the second one belongs to an oil company. The Guardian learnt that Femi Otedola, who has just been named by FORBES magazine as one of the world's richest men may have purchased a Challenger Global 5000.
This aircraft, with a Rolls Royce engine, has a luxurious seating for 14 passengers and an interior that merits the description "palace in the air." It reportedly costs about $51 million.
Aliko Dangote who had preceded him on that list of the world's richest is said to have purchased a Challenger Global Express. Indeed, the Express also with a Rolls Royce engine and manufactured in 2008 was listed for $58 million in December.
They are not alone. Bankers, oil industry chieftains, wheelers, dealers and even church leaders like David Oyedepo of Living Faith Church ,the late Gabriel Oduyemi of Bethel Church and Enoch Adeboye of the Redeemed Christian Church of God are in the jet set.
Another rich businessman from the North, reportedly a member of the Dantata trading family, is believed to have his Gulfstrem G550 on the way to join an already ample fleet. This luxury aircraft has a seating capacity for 19 passengers and the seating areas are divided into three, with a separate dinning area.
An oil company, is believed to own four Hawker planes while a fifth is due soon. There are several other rich Nigerians like one Dr. Kashim who has two aircraft, including a Hawker 600 and a Learjet.
Business mogul, Mike Adenuga of Globacom, and another rich young man, a banker reputed to be the richest in the sector, owning the majority of his bank's shares, have already placed orders for Falcon 7X. A purchase contract sighted by The Guardian showed that the total purchase price of this plane is $49.5 million. At the contract signing, one of the buyers paid $10.9 million. Second payment was $2 million, third would be $4 million and fourth payment is $8 million. A fifth payment of $12.2 million will be made six months to delivery, while another $12.4 million represents final payment due at delivery "plus economic price adjustment." Adenuga currently owns a Challenger 604, Same as Oyedepo and Joseph Arumemi-Johnson of Arik Air.
An interesting dimension however to this jet craze is that most of the planes owned by Nigerians are registered in South Africa. Indeed, an openly-discussed topic in the South African Aviation sector is the number of aircraft registered in that country but belonging to Nigerians and, of course, the source of the money.
"If it is the Nigerian petro-dollars, then the Saudis and the Kuwaitis must be wondering if they know the meaning of the good life," a South African engineer said.
While unravelling the rationale behind the registration of most of the planes in South Africa and not Nigeria , The Guardian learnt that any plane registered on 5N, call sign for a Nigerian-registered plane, hardly gets good money value back. So, apart from possible concealment of ownership identity, good valuation is also one major reason the planes are registered in South Africa and not in Nigeria.
This is why across the nation's airports and private hangars the registration numbers on the jets are ZS - PPH, ZS - SGV, ZS-B0V, ZS-PTP, ZS-BOT (believed to belong to a former governor from the South West), ZS-S0V, ZS-SAH, ZS-PCT, ZS-PKY and so on. ZS is the call sign of South Africa . ZS-BOV and ZS-SOV are believed to be owned by the same person. Of course, there are some with Nigerian registration numbers like N2208L belonging to a bank or its chief executive and 3B-MGT believed to have been leased by another bank. But another worry in the aviation circle is that not only are the planes registered in South Africa, the owners ensure that almost all the pilots, technicians, engineers and crew are also from South Africa."Many of them who had Nigerian crew have sacked them "a source told The Guardian. Why? "Maybe the owners feel more secure with foreign crew. But such a large number of foreigners in our airspace undermine national security, not to mention the unemployment problem it creates for indigenous aviation experts" he said.
In recent times, there have been complaints all over the country about the life-style of chief executives of banks and corporate bodies who own a fairly high proportion of the jets in Nigeria . The questions being asked especially of publicly quoted companies are: Are the aircraft part of the quoted companies' assets? Who authorised the purchase? The board or the shareholders? And could this luxurious lifestyle be a contributing factor to the plunge in the value of people's investments? Would it not be necessary to cut costs, win investors' confidence by cutting down on such things as private jets? "When you add the cost of all these jets to the cost of their daily maintenance, you are likely to get enough to boost the nation's comatose manufacturing sector or agriculture and generate employment," said Toyin Sonola, an international lawyer and economist. But the argument of some of the jet owners is that the aircraft is a business tool. "It is not necessarily a status symbol or evidence of ostentatious living, "said. "If you are in our kind of business, with a busy schedule across the world, you would recognise the need for the jet."
This notwithstanding, not a few Nigerians believe that the billions of naira humming in the airspace could be put to better use on ground in agriculture and infrastructural development.
What is your 2 cents on this?
MONEY talks. In Nigeria , it actually shouts. Especially in the lives and lifestyles of those who have it in abundance.
While the economic crisis takes its toll on Nigerians, the taste of Nigerian rich men for luxury is anything but waning.
While the stock market is down and people's savings have been wiped out, a few Nigerians are still living life to the fullest, flying around in private jets. Money, indeed talks. While it has said goodbye to mostly poor Nigerians, it is screaming "watch me do wonders" in the pockets of a few. While the market for many products is shrinking, private jet manufacturers and dealers have found a ready market in Nigeria.
Indeed, Bombadier and Hawker Beechcraft Corporation, both jet manufacturers, have never had it so good. Overflying the Nigerian airspace today are some of the best and, of course, most expensive private jets these companies have on offer. Ironically, just as there are more commercial airlines today than ever, making commuting easier for all even without having to own a private plane, never has there been as many private jets as there are now.
"Nowhere in Africa, not even in South Africa is there the number of private jets as we have now available," said an aviation expert And the international community has taken an interest not only in the taste of Nigerians for these private jets but the source of the money for their purchase. Late last year, a Challenger 500 landed at the Luton Airport in England . Its sole passenger was a former presidential aide renowned for his closeness to former President Olusegun Obasanjo and still wielding considerable influence in the Umaru Musa Yar'Adua administration. That not being his first visit to England in that craft and yet another one which is known to regularly convey his wife and children to any place in the world from their base in South Africa, the British authorities picked him up and questioned him on his business deals and source of his wealth. The investigation indeed, is still going on.
In the last one year, the number of private jets bought by Nigerians has more than doubled. Specifically, at least five Hawker 900 XP, a luxurious wonder in the air have been bought. Each, according to an official of the Hawker Beechcraft Corporation, cost $14.9 million. Another five 800 XP at the cost of $13 million each have been purchased. Two brand new Hawker 4000, which Dan Keady of Hawker Corporation confirmed, is about $21 million each, are already in Nigeria too. One belongs to a banker and the second one belongs to an oil company. The Guardian learnt that Femi Otedola, who has just been named by FORBES magazine as one of the world's richest men may have purchased a Challenger Global 5000.
This aircraft, with a Rolls Royce engine, has a luxurious seating for 14 passengers and an interior that merits the description "palace in the air." It reportedly costs about $51 million.
Aliko Dangote who had preceded him on that list of the world's richest is said to have purchased a Challenger Global Express. Indeed, the Express also with a Rolls Royce engine and manufactured in 2008 was listed for $58 million in December.
They are not alone. Bankers, oil industry chieftains, wheelers, dealers and even church leaders like David Oyedepo of Living Faith Church ,the late Gabriel Oduyemi of Bethel Church and Enoch Adeboye of the Redeemed Christian Church of God are in the jet set.
Another rich businessman from the North, reportedly a member of the Dantata trading family, is believed to have his Gulfstrem G550 on the way to join an already ample fleet. This luxury aircraft has a seating capacity for 19 passengers and the seating areas are divided into three, with a separate dinning area.
An oil company, is believed to own four Hawker planes while a fifth is due soon. There are several other rich Nigerians like one Dr. Kashim who has two aircraft, including a Hawker 600 and a Learjet.
Business mogul, Mike Adenuga of Globacom, and another rich young man, a banker reputed to be the richest in the sector, owning the majority of his bank's shares, have already placed orders for Falcon 7X. A purchase contract sighted by The Guardian showed that the total purchase price of this plane is $49.5 million. At the contract signing, one of the buyers paid $10.9 million. Second payment was $2 million, third would be $4 million and fourth payment is $8 million. A fifth payment of $12.2 million will be made six months to delivery, while another $12.4 million represents final payment due at delivery "plus economic price adjustment." Adenuga currently owns a Challenger 604, Same as Oyedepo and Joseph Arumemi-Johnson of Arik Air.
An interesting dimension however to this jet craze is that most of the planes owned by Nigerians are registered in South Africa. Indeed, an openly-discussed topic in the South African Aviation sector is the number of aircraft registered in that country but belonging to Nigerians and, of course, the source of the money.
"If it is the Nigerian petro-dollars, then the Saudis and the Kuwaitis must be wondering if they know the meaning of the good life," a South African engineer said.
While unravelling the rationale behind the registration of most of the planes in South Africa and not Nigeria , The Guardian learnt that any plane registered on 5N, call sign for a Nigerian-registered plane, hardly gets good money value back. So, apart from possible concealment of ownership identity, good valuation is also one major reason the planes are registered in South Africa and not in Nigeria.
This is why across the nation's airports and private hangars the registration numbers on the jets are ZS - PPH, ZS - SGV, ZS-B0V, ZS-PTP, ZS-BOT (believed to belong to a former governor from the South West), ZS-S0V, ZS-SAH, ZS-PCT, ZS-PKY and so on. ZS is the call sign of South Africa . ZS-BOV and ZS-SOV are believed to be owned by the same person. Of course, there are some with Nigerian registration numbers like N2208L belonging to a bank or its chief executive and 3B-MGT believed to have been leased by another bank. But another worry in the aviation circle is that not only are the planes registered in South Africa, the owners ensure that almost all the pilots, technicians, engineers and crew are also from South Africa."Many of them who had Nigerian crew have sacked them "a source told The Guardian. Why? "Maybe the owners feel more secure with foreign crew. But such a large number of foreigners in our airspace undermine national security, not to mention the unemployment problem it creates for indigenous aviation experts" he said.
In recent times, there have been complaints all over the country about the life-style of chief executives of banks and corporate bodies who own a fairly high proportion of the jets in Nigeria . The questions being asked especially of publicly quoted companies are: Are the aircraft part of the quoted companies' assets? Who authorised the purchase? The board or the shareholders? And could this luxurious lifestyle be a contributing factor to the plunge in the value of people's investments? Would it not be necessary to cut costs, win investors' confidence by cutting down on such things as private jets? "When you add the cost of all these jets to the cost of their daily maintenance, you are likely to get enough to boost the nation's comatose manufacturing sector or agriculture and generate employment," said Toyin Sonola, an international lawyer and economist. But the argument of some of the jet owners is that the aircraft is a business tool. "It is not necessarily a status symbol or evidence of ostentatious living, "said. "If you are in our kind of business, with a busy schedule across the world, you would recognise the need for the jet."
This notwithstanding, not a few Nigerians believe that the billions of naira humming in the airspace could be put to better use on ground in agriculture and infrastructural development.
What is your 2 cents on this?
Friday, March 27, 2009
13 year old Alfie not a father afterall
A DNA test showed a 13-year-old boy in Britain is not the father of a baby born to a 15-year-old he had unprotected sex with once. Chantelle Stedman told Alfie Patten, who was 12 when he slept with her, he was her newborn daughter Maisie's father.
The story caused a worldwide media frenzy after it was first reported by Skynews in February '09.
At first Stedman said Patten was the only boy she had ever slept with, but soon after other teens came forward saying they too could be the baby's father, because they claimed to have had sex with the girl.
It is still not clear who the baby's father is.
Last month a friend of the Stedman family claimed Patten was scammed by the girl's parents who wanted to cash in on the sensational story.
Monday, March 9, 2009
World's oldest conjoined twins
I read an astonishing article this morning. I was in so much awe after I read it, hence my decision to share.
Please read this article and marvel at God's wonders.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2302127.ece
Copy and paste this link unto ur browser 'cos I tried to put the link directly here, but I'm having problems doing so.
Try this. Please let me know if u could read this article via this link. Thx.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2302127.ece
Please read this article and marvel at God's wonders.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2302127.ece
Copy and paste this link unto ur browser 'cos I tried to put the link directly here, but I'm having problems doing so.
Try this. Please let me know if u could read this article via this link. Thx.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2302127.ece
Sunday, March 8, 2009
My dream man, Robin Hood of Sherwood
Who remembers Robin Hood of Sherwood? Gee, I had the most amazing dream with him in it today and I was thrilled beyond any imaginable pleasure. Then someone (one bad belle person) rang my phone and spoilt my beautiful dream.
I was bewildered I dreamt of him cos the last time I watched that series was in the early to mid '90s!!!!
See this sweet, chasis man! Is he every girl's dream or is he every girl's dream??? Oooolalacious! I can't believe he still makes me feel giddy inside. I saw the now mature him, but don't wanna lose this image of him,mm, mm, mmh, so I am keeping this image, lol.
Check out more info here: http://www.boldoutlaw.com/robspot/0599.html Check this hot guy out abeg!
I was so much in love with Robin Hood as a child, not Michael Praed but Robin, and Much and Little John and Marian and the Priest and Nasir(the one who only talked once in a year, lol) and the bad guy, can't remember his name.
I really really tried to upload his youtube video to my blog but I couldn't. Yaaaaaaaaaay, I managed to figure it out.
Ok, enough of my saliva dripping over him, lol.
Check this short preview out!
This is the best Robin Hood series ever and the sound track, the best! I have refused to watch any of the other Robin Hoods cos none of them is as cute as Michael Praed!
I was bewildered I dreamt of him cos the last time I watched that series was in the early to mid '90s!!!!
So I got up, came online and googled the series and what did I see and read? A lot! I was like a little girl once more when I watched part of the series on Youtube!!!!!!
See this sweet, chasis man! Is he every girl's dream or is he every girl's dream??? Oooolalacious! I can't believe he still makes me feel giddy inside. I saw the now mature him, but don't wanna lose this image of him,mm, mm, mmh, so I am keeping this image, lol.Check out more info here: http://www.boldoutlaw.com/robspot/0599.html Check this hot guy out abeg!
I was so much in love with Robin Hood as a child, not Michael Praed but Robin, and Much and Little John and Marian and the Priest and Nasir(the one who only talked once in a year, lol) and the bad guy, can't remember his name.Robin and Marian below, loved their love 'nwantin ti' in the series, lol.
I really really tried to upload his youtube video to my blog but I couldn't. Yaaaaaaaaaay, I managed to figure it out.
Ok, enough of my saliva dripping over him, lol.
Check this short preview out!
This is the best Robin Hood series ever and the sound track, the best! I have refused to watch any of the other Robin Hoods cos none of them is as cute as Michael Praed!
Some Americans aren't so stupid afterall or are they?
I saw this video on an old friend's blog and couldn't stop laughing and because I like to share funny stuff, I decided to post it on my blog as well.
After I watched the video (about 20 times ROTFL), I sent it to my Nkem, who is an American and his reply was....."The journalist probably interviewed a bunch of people but only aired the dumb ones". So what? It doesn't matter if he aired the dumb ones, what matters is that, there are actually people like this in America. Is that not what Westerners do when they come to any part of Africa? They come here and then go back to their countries with ONLY BAD reports on Africa.So who gives a s**t? Not moi, hahaha.
Check out the video below
Hahahaha.....Some Americans are funny!
Robin Hood series
I spent a lot of time on you tube watching some of the series. I enjoyed them a lot, however, there were some really nice video shots that were spoilt by people who used them as sound tracks...spoilt the whole effect for me.
There was one soundtrack though that had all the greatest shots of Robin Hood, titled 'Send me an angel', it was awesome but the owner disabled the embed link so I couldn't upload it here.
Check out these very cool videos.
There was one soundtrack though that had all the greatest shots of Robin Hood, titled 'Send me an angel', it was awesome but the owner disabled the embed link so I couldn't upload it here.
Check out these very cool videos.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Only for those with a good sense of humor
This post is ONLY meant for those who have a good sense of humor. No offence meant here. Just for laffs!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
And that is how the fight started
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.... ************************************************************************
My wife walked into the den and asked "What's on the TV?"
I replied "Dust".
And that's how the fight started... ************************************************************************
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started... ************************************************************************
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale.
And that's how the fight started....
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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started...
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started...
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started... ************************************************************************
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'I said nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started...
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.... ************************************************************************
My wife walked into the den and asked "What's on the TV?"
I replied "Dust".
And that's how the fight started... ************************************************************************
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started... ************************************************************************
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale.
And that's how the fight started....
************************************************************************
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started...
************************************************************************
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started...
************************************************************************
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started... ************************************************************************
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'I said nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started...
Sunday, February 15, 2009
13 year old father.
The first time I heard about 13 year old Alfie Patten of Great Britain being a father, I was so angry because I thought it was unfair for the fifteen year old girl to take advantage of him. An average thirteen year old boy (all over the world) should be thinking about school and not girls, especially not sex. So I ignored the news each time it came on TV.
However, I have picked more interest in it now that there are two other 16 year old boys claiming paternity to the baby.
Not only is this girl ...a 15 year old girl, that should also have been concentrating on school, a baby snatcher (having sex with a 13 year old boy that looks like a 10 year old) she is also a keziah! (Someone who gives herself freely to any guy).
Everyone is laying claim to this child cos the media has over blown this situation. The boy's father who has 8 other children is aiming to get money from the media out of all these ruckus. Exclusive pics, exclusive interviews , etc for some bucks.
However, I have picked more interest in it now that there are two other 16 year old boys claiming paternity to the baby.
Not only is this girl ...a 15 year old girl, that should also have been concentrating on school, a baby snatcher (having sex with a 13 year old boy that looks like a 10 year old) she is also a keziah! (Someone who gives herself freely to any guy).She is a big embarrassment to herself and her family.
That being said, what could be the intention of these two teenagers claiming paternity to the baby? Money?? There claims are suspicious cos it's strange that they are doing this rather than do what an average teenage boy do... turn the other way. Deny, deny, deny and let the poor 13 year old take responsibility.
Everyone is laying claim to this child cos the media has over blown this situation. The boy's father who has 8 other children is aiming to get money from the media out of all these ruckus. Exclusive pics, exclusive interviews , etc for some bucks.Now, these boys who claim to have spent nights with the girl in her parents' home, want a DNA test to be taken to prove the child's paternity, everyone wants a cut out of this embarrassing situation. It's shameful.
Something needs to be done about this sex education given to children and freedom of 'this and that' all over.
What has happened to these people's morality and sense of shame?
What has happened to some parents and the world at large?
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