Blonde teacher

A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

'Why?' says the blonde.

The boy says: 'Because I am the f#cking goalie!



Model sues surgeon.

A model went to a surgeon for breasts enlargement and this was the result:

The translation to this caption reads: 'Model sues surgeon for obvious reasons.'
His comment: 'looked OK to me'!!!