Apple iTit
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that is not only safe, but can store and play music as well.
The iTit will cost from $700 - $900, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered to be a major social breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.... Lmao!
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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.
I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it!
We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, love, and show him."
Lol.
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