Rihana starts a fight with a fan over her hook up with Chris Brown

Rihana and a fan got into a twitter fight this weekend and it was nasty. Read the excerpts below, lol.

J. Lo and Cameron Diaz' hot bods

J. Lo and Cameron Diaz both presented the first award but I never listened to the category because I was too busy watching J. Lo's hot bod and...Cameron, not really, lol. No homo towards J. Lo, lol. Check them out.

J. Lo and Cameron Diaz ready to present the first award

J. Lo had a near mishap with her dress while she was presenting with Cameron Diaz but both of them stylishly turned their backs towards the audience and had it fixed. No one would have noticed what they were up to if J. Lo hadn't winked and chuckled after this pose, lol.

Oscars Red Carpet Live

I am currently watching Oscars Red Carpet Live on TV and will upload pictures of stars who I think look astonishing

J.Lo's gorgeous dress

J.Lo

Sandra Bullock's 'sexy' look, lol.

Cameron Diaz

Gwyneth Paltrow

Tina Fey

George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler

Natalie Portman

Linda Ikeji's Yankee visit

My gorgeous sister, Linda Ikeji, visited the US of A and we all had a GREAT time. My gorgeous sister, loving Husband and I visited a couple of States and cities and had an awesome time!! I hadn't seen her in a few years so it was a HUGE opportunity to get some quality sisterly bonding ;-).

One thing she didn't stop doing however, was shop. She shopped and shopped and shopped..OMG! Lol. It was fun to watch her eyes light up at gorgeous clothes, shoes, bags, wrist-watches etc, lol.
She went back to Nigeria today and we miss her already...especially the dogs, lol. She kept feeding them with every junk you could think of, lol...OMG!!! They keep sitting by the foot of the stairs expecting her to come downstairs anytime soon :-(

I know this is not Face Book but I am gonna upload a few of our pictures together, lol.

Asa'mpete!!

@ The Venetian in Vegas

With the #1 Stunnas MC (San Antonio Chapter)

@ home with Linda and my Hubby.

Bishop Oyedepo slaps President Jonathan (Parody)

For those who never saw the video where Bishop Oyedepo slapped the girl who said she was a witch for Christ. Check out this video.



That way, you will understand and appreciate the humor in this video below, lol.

President Obama sings at the White House

Enjoy!

Christian Pastor in Iran sentenced to death for his faith

A trial court in Iran has issued its final verdict, ordering a Christian pastor to be put to death for leaving Islam and converting to Christianity.

Supporters fear Youcef Nadarkhani, a 34-year-old father of two who was arrested over two years ago on charges of apostasy, may now be executed at any time without prior warning, as death sentences in Iran may be carried out immediately or dragged out for years.

It is unclear whether Nadarkhani can appeal the execution order.

Read more here

Picture of the day

Mom visits former US Marine sentenced to death in Iran

According to abc News, the mother of the former U.S. Marine who was sentenced to death in Iran on a spying conviction in January 2012, has visited her son in an Iranian prison.

Amir Hekmati's Mom was able to see her 28-year-old son several times during a visit to Iran and has since returned home. Amir who was a former Military translator with dual U.S.-Iranian citizenship was in Iran to visit his grandmothers when he was arrested.

Iranian prosecutors say Hekmati was working for the CIA and accused him of receiving special training and serving at U.S. military bases in Iraq and Afghanistan before heading to Iran for an alleged intelligence mission. In December, Iran broadcast a video on state television in which Amir was shown delivering a purported confession in which he said he was part of a plot to infiltrate Iran's Intelligence Agency.

Amir, his family and the US government have denied this false allegation.

I believe he is innocent and really hope he gets released

Heidi Klum and her gorgeous kids

Model mom Heidi Klum picked up her children Leni from Ballet class, Samuel and Johan from karate class on February 18, 2012 in Los Angeles, California.

With Leni and Johan

With Johan and Henry Samuel

Animal welfare activist gone wild

Just read a story on AP news about a lady who advertised murder for hire because someone was wearing a fur. Really??

Federal authorities in Ohio said a female animal-welfare activist has been charged with soliciting murder in a plot to kill someone wearing fur.

The 27 year old Meredith Lowell of Cleveland Heights, advertised murder-for-hire on Facebook under an alias, offering $830 to $850 for the murder.

Meredith Lowell's mug shot.


This is just taking things too far. Why would somone want to kill another human being just because they want to save animlas that GOD and nature have created to be able to naturally survive in the wild???
Really...Ms Lowell???

Amazing Race producer found dead in Uganda

Jeff Rice who was a freelance producer for Amazing Race was found dead yesterday in his hotel room in Uganda. Investigators report he died of food poisoning.

Foxnews however, reported that Jeff Rice and his assistant were poisoned after they refused to give up their belongings to local thugs.

Jeff was an American who moved to Durban South Africa. He was married to Sally Blackman and had a son aged seven and a daughter aged one. Jeff owned a production company with his wife... amongst other projects.

As a producer/facilitator, Jeff was hired by production companies to make arrangements with local officials before teams arrived for filming.

There is something not right about this story though. How did local thugs get to the kitchen or their hotel room to poison their food??? Why would they want to poison strangers just because they couldn't rob them? I have never heard of anyone being poisoned just because they couldn't be robbed! I am going to follow this story.

Friends of the late producer flocked to twitter to express their shock at his untimely death.

May GOD give his family the strength to bear the loss and may his soul rest in perfect peace. He will be missed by a lot of people.

UPDATE: There's another report by the English language Ugandan online newspaper that an official police report stated that Jeff died of a Cocaine overdose. Law enforcement rep Asuman Mugenyi reported that results from the analytical laboratory indicated that there was an overdose of cocaine found in Jeff Rice.

My sister and I doing the WOP

My sister and I doing the WOP, lol. She learned the dance within a VERY short time. She is good like that!! ;-)

Apple iTit and the Dentist joke

Apple iTit

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that is not only safe, but can store and play music as well.

The iTit will cost from $700 - $900, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered to be a major social breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.... Lmao!
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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.

I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it!
We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, love, and show him."

Lol.

fake scratch off tickets

I was ecstatic until it dawned on me that it could be fake, lol.

Doing the WOP

Laugh out loud

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure. Classic! Lmbo!!
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.

"Oh My God! Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover, "and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!"
"I can’t jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "I’m n...aked and it’s raining cats and dogs."
"If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!" she replied. "He’s got a very quick temper and a shotgun!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon. So he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn’t that effective!

After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh, yes!" he replied, gasping for air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you’re running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes!" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only when it’s raining," he replied.

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A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that house all the bulls. The sign on the first bull’s stall states: This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn’t that nice!"

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and say...s, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

They precede to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife’s mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if he had to fuck the same cow every day."
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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two children. She walks around the shop, picks what she wants and goes to the counter to pay.

The man behind the counter can’t help but stare at this really offensive looking woman with her two children.

She puts her shopping on the counter and as the man is scanning the items the ugly woman gets all offended by his constant staring and asks him what he i...s staring at.

The man asks whether her kids are twins.

She says "No. one is 12 the other is 7. Why ask?"

"Well......I just couldn’t believe someone would fuck you twice!"
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A man appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I picked out the largest a...nd most heavily tattooed biker, punched him on the nose, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, then told him, "Now, leave her alone or things are really going to get really ugly!"

St. Peter was impressed and asked "When did this happen?"

"About ten minutes ago."
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A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.

A priest had been observing the man’s sorry progress and figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. But his attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence.

Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"

"I dunno," came the drunk’s voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
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A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers,
"I’m in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman."
"What’s wrong with that?" asks the young man.

Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don’t understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love... At lunchtime she comes home and ...we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.

The young man puts his arm around him. "I don’t understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"

The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."

Old ladies

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said,
"No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like sh!t."

The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."