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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Rape Victim Sentenced To 100 Lashes

A 15-year-old alleged rape victim in the Maldives has been sentenced to 100 lashes and eight months under house arrest for engaging in premarital sex.
The girl admitted having consensual sex with a man in an incident unrelated to the rape.
 

Sex outside of marriage is illegal under the Islamic law of the island nation.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Janet Jackson Is Married

Janet Jackson is now married!!

Janet Jackson, 46, and Qatari businessman, Wissam Al Mana, tied the knot last year, the couple's rep confirmed to PEOPLE today, Monday, Feb. 25 2013.

"The rumours regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true," they told ET Online, which broke the official wedding news. "Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony."

Massachusetts boy's rap videos spark child abuse investigation

Massachusetts authorities say they have lodged child abuse and neglect complaints against a man whose 9-year-old son appears in sexually suggestive rap videos posted online.
 Police in Brockton said Sunday they are also informing state child welfare officials about the videos that feature fourth-grader Luie Rivera Jr., who goes by the stage name Lil Poopy.

Watch the video after the cut.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

MC Hammer arrested

Rapper MC Hammer launched a string of tweets Saturday with his side of the story two days after he was arrested in northern California for allegedly obstructing an officer.
Among his tweets, Hammer said, apparently referring to the arresting officer, that he was asked whether he was on parole or probation before the man tried to pull him out of his vehicle Thursday night.

Oscar Pistorius' brother arrested for murder

Carl Pistorius is accused in the 2010 death of a female motorcyclist, Pistorius family attorney Kenny Oldwage said. Culpable homicide refers to "unlawful negligent killing," South African police say.

Prosecutors say Carl Pistorius was driving recklessly in Vanderbijlpark, South Africa, when he crashed with the motorcyclist in the daytime. Oldwage disputes allegations that his client was driving recklessly and said the motorcyclist rode into Carl Pistorius' vehicle.

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Rihanna and Kate Moss' racy V magazine

RIHANNA has termed her racy V magazine photoshoot with Kate Moss "a big deal". The singer stars in a set of saucy images with the British supermodel for V magazine.
 
More pics when you continue

Prince Michael Jackson lands his first job

Michael Jackson’s eldest son Prince has landed the plum job as a special correspondent at "Entertainment Tonight." During an interview with his new employer, Prince said he's "looking to become well-rounded as a producer, director, screenwriter, and actor.”

The 16-year-old announced his new gig on the show during a segment Monday night, and went on to interview James Franco, Zach Braff and director Sam Raimi about their upcoming film Oz the Great and Powerful.
 

Sarah Savage, Johnny Manziel’s girlfriend

Sarah Savage posted a racy bikini photo on her Instagram account Thursday evening and if you didn’t hate Manziel before, you definitely do now, lol.

Savage, a model and a student at Texas A&M, added this to the bottom of the photo “Can't wait to be back on the beach #15days,” which is probably a nod to spring break. Cant wait for spring break...whoop whoop!!

Kendra Wilkinson Baskett and Kate Gosselin on Celebrity Wife Swap

Kendra Wilkinson Baskett couldn't wait to do "Celebrity Wife Swap." Then she found out who she was swapping with: Kate Gosselin, single mom to eight kids.

Kendra, who's appeared in "Playboy" and on "The Girls Next Door," is married to former NFL-er Hank Baskett and lives with him, their four-year-old son Hank IV, and a fulltime housekeeper and nanny, Rosa. Hank is very involved around the house and likes to cook for Kendra and set up her girls' nights.
 

Kindergarten Teacher and School Nurse arrested in Murder for Hire Plot

A Virginia elementary school teacher and a school nurse are facing charges in what police are calling a murder-for-hire plot.

Angela Nolen, a 47-year-old kindergarten teacher, was arrested Wednesday for allegedly plotting to hire a hit man to kill her ex-husband for $8,000. According to police, Nolen's friend 37-year-old Cathy Bennett, a school nurse, worked with Nolen to find a hit man.

According to the Franklin County Sheriff's Office, Nolen's plan unraveled when she gave a police officer, working under cover as a hit man, an up-front fee of $4,000 to kill her ex-husband, 63-year-old Paul Strickler.

Strickler, who is the father of Nolen's 7-year-old daughter, told the Roanoke Times he had been working on a deal to sell his house to Nolen.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Man killed on Vegas strip identified as rapper Kenny Clutch

LAS VEGAS -- A rapper from Oakland who was killed in a shooting and fiery crash Thursday on the Las Vegas Strip glorified the gangsta lifestyle in his videos, but family and associates say Ken Cherry was nothing like the image he portrayed.
 

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Beyonce releases video of herself pregnant

During her HBO documentary, Beyonce discussed how ridiculous the rumors of her not being pregnant was. She stated that she loved being pregnant and appreciated the opportunity GOD had given her to be a mother.
 
Here's a video of her when she was 20 weeks pregnant
 

Below is a video of her 3 weeks before the birth of her adorable daughter Blue Ivy Carter.

 

Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream

Beyonce debuted her HBO documentary Life is a but on Saturday night. In her documentary she said "This film is about a woman and all of the challenges that we all go through,".
I watched the whole documentary and had a renewed respect for her...WOW! Several times she professed how much she loved her Husband.

I took some of the clips that I thought were very FANTASTIC to me uploaded them here on my blog



She is such an AWESOME woman and I admire everything about her. Big ups Bey!


Enjoy.

Friday, February 15, 2013

2 Chainz arrested

Rapper 2 Chainz has been arrested on drug charges in Maryland where he was performing at a college homecoming event.
 
Maryland State Police spokesman Sgt. Marc Black said troopers stopped a van Thursday night about 9:15 p.m. for speeding near Easton, Md., and smelled a strong odor of burnt marijuana in the van. A backpack in the van had a marijuana grinder and trace amounts of marijuana, police said.

The rapper, whose real name is Tauheed Epps, claimed possession of the backpack and was arrested, police said. Epps was cited for having drug paraphernalia and marijuana and was released. The citation carries up to a year in jail and up to a $1,000 fine.

Agents representing Epps did not respond to requests for comment.

After the arrest, 2 Chainz' website tweeted a photograph that appears to show him posing with two police officers. Black said the Maryland State Police could not confirm the authenticity of the photograph but is investigating.

"Locked me up and then Wanted pictures smh," read one tweet, using the abbreviation for shaking my head.

Epps was scheduled to perform Thursday evening at the University of Maryland Eastern Shore. His website later tweeted a photo from the stage and wrote the "show must go on."

His manager declined to comment or confirm the tweets were from 2 Chainz himself.

I bet the case would be thrown out after the judge sees this photograph, lol.

Ring card girl doesn’t notice knocked out fighter

At MMA events, there is rarely anything to pay attention to besides the fight. It's not like an NBA game, where there are cheerleaders and mascot races and dance squads and staring at Derrick Rose's knee to will it towards healing. (Maybe that was just my last trip to an NBA game.) At fights, you watch fights, and maybe the big screen at bigger UFC or Bellator events.
 

The singularity of events means you really shouldn't miss a knockout. Even if you look down for a minute and miss the punch, you generally don't miss the fighter laying on the ground and medical staff tending to him. You don't miss it, unless you're this woman employed to be a ring card girl.



Source: Yahoo news

Saturday, January 12, 2013

New artists: Val O'bil Wings Ricky Blaze - Model

Wings, Val O’bil and Rickyblaze make up the clique TOPZ AKADEMY.

Val O’bil, is my 20 yr old cousin (Yes ke :-) ) rapper, singer and video director. He enjoys hitting songs with iconic rap verses and stylish punchlines. He's so so cute and tall and I'm so proud of him! He has a single titled 'E ja ko'.
 
Wingz, the second act in the group is an R n B, afro hip hop singer.
 
The third act, Rickyblaze is 23 yrs old and has the eccentric style of music fused with dance hall n reggae tunes.
 
Topz Akademy will soon be a musical force to reckon with in Naija and someday..around the world. Here is the video of their hit single ‘MODEL”. Watch it and download it on your mobile phone.

Enjoy!!

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank

I watched this video and thought it was hilarious! I laughed my a$$ off and decided to share. LMAO!

Cameroon court frees 2 men jailed for 'looking gay'

Hahaha, I can't fit to laugh. Check out this story, lol. A Cameroon appeals court has overturned the conviction of two men who were sentenced to five years in prison for "looking gay" and ordering Bailey's Irish Cream. The Court of Appeals Monday acquitted the men and ordered their release. The two men were convicted in November 2011 and had already spent more than a year in jail, where they were subjected to abuse from guards and other prisoners, according to human rights advocates.

Donald Trump sends Bill Maher birth certificate, awaits $5 million

Comedian Bill Maher may have bit off more than he can chew with a challenge he issued to Donald Trump.

 
On Monday night’s “Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” Maher mocked Trump’s offer to President Barack Obama prior to the November election to release his birth certificate in exchange for $5 million donated to the charity of the President’s choice.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Linda Ikeji's interview on The Juice

Chai, just found my asanwa-sister's interview on youtube and was filled with pride so I decided to share it with y'all. I am so proud of her. Well done babe!

Asanwa!  Fine girl no pimple! :-)

Friday, September 21, 2012

Hero pig rescues baby goat

Awww, how cute is this!!!
Pig saves a baby goat whose foot was stuck underwater at a petting zoo. You cant even make this up in a cartoon movie...how cute!



The world would be a better place if more humans emulated this pig..I am just saying, lol.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Man worth millions dies with only $200 in bank

A Carson City, Nevada, recluse whose body was found in his home at least a month after he died left only $200 in his bank account.
But as Walter Samaszko Jr.'s house was being cleared for sale, officials made a surprise discovery: gold bars and coins valued at $7 million.

"Nobody had any clue he was hoarding the gold," Carson City Clerk-Recorder Alan Glover told the Las Vegas Sun, adding it was found stored in boxes in the house and garage.
 

Friday, September 14, 2012

World's tallest dog

Great Dane from Michigan gets title of world's tallest dog.

The Guinness World Records 2013 book published Thursday recognizes Zeus of Otsego, Mich., as the world's Tallest Dog.


The 3-year-old measures 44 inches from foot to shoulder.

Standing on his hind legs, Zeus stretches to 7-foot-4 and towers over his owner, Denise Doorlag. Zeus is just an inch taller than the previous record-holder, Giant George.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

William Levy to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey

Dancing with the Stars” fans went wild for 32 year old William Levy and his shirtless moves last season. Now it looks like showing off his hot bod could land him the role of Christian Grey in the much anticipated “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie… if his followers have a say.
 
Extra’s Mario Lopez caught up with the actor/dancer/model at The Grove and found out Levy has already read the book. I like the book, actually,” he said. “I think all guys should be like that.”


I dont care much for that book, I dont think it's exciting enough, lol. It's like going back to the days of High school and reading one of Penny Jordan's M & B's. The book is hot for teenagers but not for adults (My opinion, lol).
I will watch the movie though just to stare at William Levy's hot body (make my Husband catch me lol).

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jionni LaValle Welcome Son Lorenzo!

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her love of two years, Jionni LaValle, welcomed their first child together today in Livingston, NJ, a son named Lorenzo, a rep for the pint-size star tells Us Weekly.

“The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6lbs, 5oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!” her rep shares.

An ecstatic Polizzi shared her big news on Twitter early Sunday morning. "I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic!" she wrote. "I had my little man last night, healthy at 6 lbs! HE'S MY WORLD."

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Chad Ochocinco getting divorced after only 41 days of marriage


Evelyn Lozada is ending her 41-day-old marriage to Chad Johnson after the football star was arrested for allegedly head-butting her over the weekend.
Danika Berry, a rep for the VH1 reality star, confirmed reports that Lozada filed for divorce today, Tuesday 14th August.
Earlier, Lozada issued a statement saying Johnson — who was cut by the Miami Dolphins after the Saturday arrest — "needs help." She also said that he was lying when he told police she head-butted him.

Jennifer Aniston engaged to Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston got engaged to Justin Theroux on his 41st birthday, Aniston's representative Stephen Huvane said.
"Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage," Theroux's representative Ina Treciokas said Sunday.
Aniston, 43, and Theroux, 41, an actor-screenwriter, have been dating for more than a year.

Congratulations to the couple!!

Monday, August 13, 2012

Chad Ochocinco released by the Dolphins following reports of domestic abuse

As the Miami Dolphins took the field for practice Sunday, Chad Johnson was getting out of jail.
Hours later, he was out of work.
The Dolphins terminated the six-time Pro Bowl receiver's contract about 24 hours after he was arrested in a domestic battery case involving his wife.
Johnson was released from jail on $2,500 bond earlier Sunday after his wife accused him of head-butting her during an argument in front of their home. Johnson was charged with simple domestic battery, a misdemeanor.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Robert Pattinson moves out of the home he shared with Kirsten Stewart

Kristen Stewart's public apology to Robert Pattinson didn't magically heal their fractured relationship. The British actor has moved out of their Los Angeles home after news broke that she cheated with a married director.

Kirsten Stewart with bf Robert Pattinson
On Tuesday evening, Us Weekly posted their cover story about Stewart cheating with her "Snow White and the Huntsman" director Rupert Sanders. In the latest issue of the magazine, there are a series of photos, taken July 17, of Stewart and Sanders kissing each other in the actress' MINI Cooper and then a secluded park-like area called Pacific View Trail, which overlooks the Hollywood sign.

Pregnant shooter is in the 2012 London Olympics

Malaysia's pregnant shooter, Nur Suryani Mohamed Taibi, has made the trip to London and will compete in next week's 10m rifle event, just one month before she's due to give birth to a baby girl. She's not the first pregnant Olympian in history, but at 34 weeks is believed to be the furthest along.The 29-year-old qualified for the Games at the Asian Shooting Championships in January, days after finding out she was pregnant. At the time, she had hoped her health would allow her to compete in London. So far so good.