Which one is blonde?

Okay............here it is. A test to see if your brain is still working.

Which one do you think is the blonde?

Answer is shown below :

The blonde is the only one with her right leg up.

You are very observant and I'm very proud of you!

British Teacher Update.

British teacher, Gillian Gibbons has been pardoned by the Sudanese president. (1 hour ago)

She has been held for eight days and i am sure she will be very relieved to regain her freedom.

Her release was made possible by two British peers, Baroness and Lord Ahmed. These two muslims who represented British muslims managed to secure Mrs Gillian's release on their own. They talked to the Sudanese president, muslim to muslim and succeded this morning.

Gillian says she is sad to be leaving Sudan and thanks the authority for treating her well.

She has now been released (9:50am, Nigerian time) and will be on her way back to Britain in a short while from now.

Warren Buffet

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity.

Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share of stock at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same, small 3-bedroom house in midtown Omaha that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him. 5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies.
He writes only one letter each year to the CEO's of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules.
Rule number 1: Do not lose any of your shareholder's money.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His pastime after he gets home is to make himself some popcorn and watch television.
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man, met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So, he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people: 'Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and remember ' :

A. Money doesn't create man, but it is the man who created money.

B. Live your life as simple as you are.

C. Don't do what others say. Just listen to them, but do what makes you feel good.

D. Don't go on brand name. Wear those things in which you feel comfortable.

E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things. Spend on those who really are in need.

F. After all, it's your life. Why give others the chance to rule your life'.

Is this guy amazing or what?

A lot of rich, stuck-up people should learn from this great man!!

British Teacher to recieve forty lashes

A British teacher in Sudan, Gillian Gibbons, who went there to help the Sudanese people was sentenced to forty lashes of the cane for allowing her students name a teddy bear 'Muhammad'. Wonders shall never end. The sentence is now 15 days imprisonment.

In September, Mrs Gibbons, 54, allowed her class of primary school pupils to name the teddy bear Muhammad as part of a study of animals and their habitats.
The court heard that she was arrested on Sunday after another member of staff at Unity High School complained to the Ministry of Education.

She had been accused on three counts of insulting religion, inciting hatred and showing contempt for religious beliefs.

They said she will be jailed for fifteen days for insulting their religion and will be deported after serving her term.

The British government, through a Sudanese lawyer, are trying to apeeal, but so far, they have not suceeded.

Me, i am making no further comment on this before they will whoop me 100 lashes. lol. Dem never born dem! Lol.

Richard wins Big Brother Africa 2.

Tanzania's Richard Bezuidenhout has won Big Brother Africa II. "Don't say nothing, dawg". Lol.

Richard had a fantastic time in the house, fell in love or lust with Tatiana, had several fights with his housemates( mainly because he didn't want to share Tatiana with them), survived nomination five times and eventually won the grande prize of $100 000.

His brother and sister were there to welcome him. However, his wife Ricky, wasn't there to welcome him, which was no surprise.

Tatiana went on stage to congratulate Richard, hugged his brother and sister, then continued the celebration with her fellow 1o housemates. Lerato, Meryl, Ofunneka, Justice, Jeff, Code and his girlfriend, Kweku, Bertha, Maxwell and Maureen.

Nigeria's Ofunneka Molokwu took second place, with Tatiana Durao of Angola coming in third.

Richard received votes from Botswana, Kenya, Namibia, South Africa, Tanzania, Uganda, Zimbabwe. Ghana, Malawi, Nigeria, Zambia and the rest of Africa voted for Ofunneka, while Tatiana received Angola's vote.

Richard entertained everyone who watched BBA II. He was a fantastic entertainer and his game plan paid off. Lol.

Congratulations man!!!

Names!!!

This joke might be an old one, but it is still funny. Enjoy

Knott: Who's calling?
Watt: Watt.
Knott: What is your name, please?
Watt: Watt's my name.
Knott: That's what I asked you. What's you name?
Watt: That's what I told you. Watt's my name.

A long pause, and then from Watt,

Watt: Is this James Brown?
Knott: No, this is Knott.
Watt: Please tell me you name.
Knott: Will Knott.
Watt: Why not?
Knott: Huh? What do you mean why not?
Watt: Yeah! Why won' you tell me your name?
Knott: But I told you my name!
Watt: Didn't you say you will not?
Knott: Not not, Knott, Will Knott!
Watt: That's what I mean.
Knott: So you know my name.
Watt: Of course not!
Knott: Good. So now, what is yours?
Watt: Watt. Yours?
Knott: Your name!
Watt: Watt's my name.
Knott: How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
Watt: Look. I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours.
Knott: You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours.
Watt: Of course not!
Knott: See, you even know my name!
Watt: Of course not!
Knott: Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
Watt: Because I don't.

Pause

Knott: What is your name?
Watt: See, you know my name!
Knott: Of course not!
Watt: Then why do you keep asking. Watt is your name?
Knott: To find out your name!
Watt: But you already know it!
Knott: What?
Watt: See, and you know mine!
Knott: Of course not!
Watt: Exactly!
Knott: Listen, listen, wait; If I asked you what you name is, what will be you answer?
Watt: Watt's my name.
Knott: No, no, give me only one word.
Watt: Watt
Knott: You name!
Watt: Right!

Pause before it hits him

Knott: Oh, Wright!
Watt: Yeah!
Knott: So why you didn't you say it before?
Watt: I told you so many times!
Knott: You never said Wright before.
Watt: Of course I did.
Knott: Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
Watt: I do not.
Knott: Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
Watt: I do not!
Knott: Good!

Pause before it hits him

Watt: Oh, Guud!
Knott: Good.
Watt: No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
Knott: No, it's Knott.
Watt: Oh, ok. At least the names are clear now Guud.
Knot: Yes Wright.

Deadly spider.

Please take note of this spider - it is very dangerous. Please warn kids and everyone u know!

This guy was infected by this spider

This is how it looked on Day 5.

Day 6.

Day 9

Day 10.

This spider is breeding at a rapid rate and is found in more and more South-African houses!!!

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it.

1

EMERGENCY

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile phone is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 11 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

2

Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

3

Hidden Battery power.

Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery.

To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

4.

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #. (Star sign, hash sign,zero,six and hash sign) .A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.

If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Lucky Dube is Dead. SHOCKING!!!

I just heard the most shocking news today.

I heard Lucky Dube, one of the world's most talented reggae artistes has bn killed.

He was attacked by armed robbers yesterday, 18th Oct. 2007, in Rosettenville, Johannesburg, South Africa and got killed in the process.

I don't have the full detail yet. Will update when i do. This is really shocking!!!!

I am shaking. It's so so so sad. What is happening? What's really going on in Africa? I am lost for words.

Exciting weekend

Hey people, i had a fun holiday. I started partying from Thursday till yesterday.

Last week was the end of fast, for our muslim brothers and sisters, so thursday and friday were public holidays here.

And guess what people? I met Excited Jade and Tayo Odukoya yesterday. It was nice to meet them in person. I think we all had fun during our karaoke session yesterday. I sang like an angel in disguise. Lol. Tayo sang beautifully and Linda, my beautiful sister with the 'angelic' voice did very well too. Lol.

This is me playing pool at a get-together party yesterday.

Linda and i sang like 'angels' with ..... voices,lol. Having angelic voice runs in the family, ask Tayo and Excited Jade. LoL.

It is the beginning of a new week.

Enjoy the week ahead people.

Kisses. Mmmmauh!!!

Marion Jones

It is a pity about Marion Jones. She eventually admitted that she used performance enhancing drugs to win her last race. This confession came out as a shock.

Her five medals have been stripped off her, but, what about the money that came with these medals? Would she have to give the monies back as well? Will the medals be given to her runner-ups? What will happen?

Her court case has been adjourned to the 31st of January 2008.

My question however is , why now? What made her confess after all this time of keeping mum? Did she confess to someone who threatened to leak the story? Was she been blackmailed and decided to end the black mail by owning up? I just don't understand.

She was one of the world's greatest female athlete, and i am sure she would have won her races without those drugs.

She knows best.

2 Face Idibia

LEAVE TUFACE IDIBIA ALONE.

People should leave this hard working young man alone. Is it a crime to be handsome, have a fantastic voice and be blessed, all at the same time? No be God?!!

They tried to kill him two years ago in the name of an 'armed robbery' attempt, but didn't succeed. The young man was hospitalised for a long time, but eventually recovered.

Now, he's making waves all over the world. He's getting international awards etc, all over the world, but typical 'bad belle' Nigerians won't let him enjoy the fruit of his labour.

The blessed and most talented singer in Africa just arrived on Thursday(4Th Oct. 2007) from London, where he was nominated at the Mobo awards. He is scheduled to perform in Canada this month and Namibia in November but bad belle people are apparently unhappy about his success. So they thought that the best way to stop his shine was to kill him by attacking him again on Thursday night on his way from the airport.

The guy(2face) arrived from London to Nigeria on Thursday night, was in his car with a few of his friends and on his way to his Festac home, when all of a sudden, three guys who posed as 'armed robbers' stopped his car. They asked him and other occupants in the car to disembark. However, as 2face was about to open the door, one of the guys shot at him, but fortunately, the pellet hit his thigh. The lucky guy(2face) was saved from been fatally wounded 'cos he had his laptop on his thighs when he was shot, so it(the laptop) took most of the pressure of the bullet. The laptop wasn't taken, no money was demanded from them, no phone was stolen, nothing. So what did they want?

Anyways, Mr 2face 'the cat' Idibia is currently recovering at the hospital.

Nobody can stop his shine. Nothing dey Happen!

He has come to stay!! Yes O!!!

But like Classy babe and a few of my friends have said, i would advise him to relocate to a better country where he can live in Peace, without having to watch his back all the time.

Nigerian hell

A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”. The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,"Because there is never any electricity, the electric chair doesn't work.The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

Random News

Inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed starts today.

Members of the jury consists of six women and five men. The inquest will take about six months.

It is said that no one is on trial,but that the inquest is about getting the truth and dispel random suspicion. Princess Diana's sister( Lady Sarah) was at the court today to represent her, a lawyer (I can't remember his name now) was there to represent Princes Harry and William while Mohammed Al Fayed was there for his son. He thinks they were murdered and he hopes Justice will prevail and the murderer(s) of his son and Lady Di be brought to book. There are 68 witnesses instead of the 12 the judge talked about. The investigators want to question as many people as possible. They also want to question Prince Charles and the Queen but the Queen is above the law and may not be questioned.
It's been ten years and i doubt if they will capture the culprits(if it was murder).

The members of jury would be flown to Paris. When they get there, they go to the Ritz hotel and would be driven along the same road Lady Di and Dodi did the day both of them died. This is would be done before evidence(s) would be presented.

Some unaswered questions people are asking are:
-If you were a person such as Dodi, would YOU let a "drunk" person drive you and your girlfriend?
-If the driver was so drunk, why didn't the bodyguard warn Dodi of the driver's condition?
-A close friend of Dodi told a British Arabic newspaper that the couple did indeed intended to marry that year. Could this have been the cause?
-Was Princess Diana three months pregnant?
Was there another car near the Mercedes which -Diana and the others were in that hit it in some way?
-Was a chemical slick put on the roadway within the tunnel?
-Was there disinformation planted throughout the world (and does it continue)?

Amazing:

A 17 year old boy has admitted to killing 12 year old Kamilah Peniston who was shot in the head on the 31st of April this year. He said he killed the girl with her mother's hand gun. He said he killed her with one shot to the head at close range. What stunned me was when i heard that the 17 year old is Kasha Peniston, her own brother. God Abeg O!

Kamilah's mother, Natasha Peniston admitted to keeping the illegal weapon in the house.

The full story is that, before Natasha Peniston left for a funeral, she told her son Kasha who was 16 at that time that there was a gun in the garden and he shouldn't touch it. As soon as the mother left, Kasha went to the garden and took the handgun. He went back into the living room where his 12 year old sister(Kasha) and his 8 year old twin sisters were and started waving the gun. He said placed the gun on Kasha's forehead and the gun went off while he was playing with it. He immediately lifted her on his arms and ran outside crying for neighbours to call an ambulance. An ambulance came and whisked Kasha to the ER but she gave up the struggle the following day, May 1st 2007. He pleaded guilty to Man slaughter this morning and will be sentenced on the 31st of October, 2007.

Mistaken identity

A 27 year old man has been killed by the British police. The man was shot 7 times in the head after being wrongly identified by someone as a terrorist.

Steven Gerrard involved in a car accident.

Liverpool captain, Steven Gerrard was involved in an accident where he hit a ten year old boy with his car. Steven was very upset that the child was hit. His spokesman, (who i am sure wasn't there when the accident occurred) said the child jumped in front of Steven's car when he was about to cross the street, without looking first. However, thankfully, the boy wasn't really hurt, i think he broke his leg or grazed it. Na dem sabi.

Britney Spears and K-Fed

Britney Spears has been told by a Jugde in California to hand over her kids to her ex husband, K-fed. He has been given temporary custody of the kids due to an alleged hit and run accident by Britney which took place after she had been dropped by her former mgt.

She drove without a valid driver's licence and was seen driving like crazy with her kids in the car. Britney's mum and K-Fed are very close. She is on the side of Kevin cos she says her primary interest is for the safety of her grand kids. Britney has now filed to have a driver's licence and is waiting to know how long Kevin would have custody of their two sons.

On a funny note:

Remember that advert where Paris Hilton wore a hot black swim suit, washing a car and eating a burger?Well this a replica of that advert. This is a Paris Hilton wanna-be. Y'all.

Happy Independence Day Nigeria

Today is a public holiday, hippeee!!! I have had a long weekend which i have enjoyed very much.No work till tomorow..Cool.

Nigeria is 47 years Old today and how's our economy like?......mmm... Don't want to dwell on negative thoughts this morning. O se aaro. Too early in the day 2 do that.

This is for all those who think they are geniuses.
Good luck and be honest.

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers.

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?


All done?
Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.






ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange, of course



What do you mean, you failed?

Me, too. (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)

Happy Independence Day Nigeria.

Enjoy the rest of the week people.

2007 corruption perception index

Nigeria is ranked as the 33rd most corrupt country in the world.mmm, what does that say? U think it's an improvement? mmm. Lol.

TEN MOST CORRUPT COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD.

1. Somalia.

2. Myanmar

3. Iraq

4. Haiti.

5. Uzbekistan.

6.Tonga

7. Sudan

8. Chad

9. Afghanistan

10. Laos

At least we aint on the list of the top 30 most corrupt countries. Lol.

TEN LEAST CORRUPT COUNTRIES

1. New Zealand

2. Denmark

3. Finland

4. Singapore

5. Sweden

6. Iceland

7. The Netherlands

8. Switzerland

9. Norway

10. Canada

Overalls that fit

Men!!!

A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, Sir," the dentist replied.
"£85!!! Have you not got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnt use any anesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off.

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £40".

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"

It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "and it's going to be very traumatic, but I'll charge you £5."

"Ooh, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.

"...Can you confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday, then?"

Little Neville

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Surjit Athwal killers sent to Life in Jail

Surjit Athwal was a 27 year old Indian, who was born in the U.K. She worked as a customs officer at Heathrow and married a fellow Indian who worked as a mini bus driver in Heathrow.
They had two kids together but she suddenly disappeared from the face of the earth in 1998.

Her husband's family didn't like her 'western ways'. They didn't like the fact that she had cut her hair short, smoked cigarettes and drank alcohol. They also suspected that she was cheating on her 43 year old husband. They allegedly confirmed her infidelity when she announced that she wanted a divorce. At a secret family meeting, the matriarch Bachan, 70, a mother of six, allegedly decreed that her daughter-in law had besmirched the family's honour, and said they needed to "get rid of her".
"Surjit was a vivacious girl, and while working at a customs officer at Heathrow as the main wage-earner in her family, had adapted a somewhat Westernised style of life. It may be that was not popular at home.
Her mother-in-law lured her to India on the pretext of attending a wedding but when she got there, her husband's brother was contracted to strangled her.
After she was killed, mother and son returned to the U.K. as if nothing had happened. They(mother-in-law and husband) forged threat letters to Scotland yard saying that her own father wanted her dead so that they wont be suspected of killing Surjit.

Shortly after her husband returned to U.K., he remarried and forged her signature,so he could claim her house as his.

The most amazing aspect of this story is that, Mother and Son live in the U.K.. One would think that they would have adapted to the Western life.

Anyways, prosecution and legal proceedings started after Surjit's brother,Jagdeesh Sing, reported the case and followed it up. After thorough investigations, both mother-in-law, Bachan, and her son, Sukhdave have been found guilty today and would each serve a life jail term. Surjit's mother-in-law who is 70, would spend at least 20 years in jail before she can be considered for release.

May God save us from wicked mother-in-laws O! Amen.

Richard Branson's generosity, Thailand Crash

The McCann's thought the two million pounds raised for Madeline would be used to cover their legal cost, but this was not to be. The people in charge of the fund for Madeleine said, it would only be used for what it was originally set for, to find Madeleine.

I haven't said anything about these 2 people cos, i think there is something going on that we don't know about. Only Gerry and Kate McCann know what is really going on.

When they were in Portugal, they vowed that they wouldn't leave the country until their daughter was found, however, as soon as they were named 'formal suspects', they decided to leave the country in a huge hurry. What happened to the vow they made?

Sir Richard Branson has pledged, a hundred thousand pounds (£100,000) to the McCann's to cover their legal cost. He said, he did this, so that they would be given a fair hearing. mmmm. Still no comment from me.

I was watching Sky News this morning and what did i see that was scrolled? 'News alert: Gerry and Kate McCann attend mass'. Reporters and photographers were seen taking pictures of them walking to church, hand in hand. What was that about? Don't they have better things to report about? Like the plane crash in Phuket, Thailand which occurred this morning? 'The McCann's went to church this morning', so fuck what? Who gives a toss?

I don't know why the press give unnecessary attention to some people.

They should concentrate on finding Madeleine or finding her killer(s). Please.

To the Thailand Plane Crash:

News report say that the pilot was given the clear to land, but because it was raining heavily and visibility was poor, he decided to manoeuvre the plane, but lost balance and crashed. The plane which carried people from Bangkok to Phuket, Thailand, split into two and burst into flames after it landed.

There were 123 passengers (most of whom were tourists) and seven crew members on board, . About 88 people have been declared dead.

There is a mini morgue near the airport for families to identify the bodies of their loved ones. Most of the passengers were tourists from the UK, Netherlands, Italy, Australia, Israel, the US, one Canadian, Iran etc.

About 90 people on board were foreigners and about 30 people survived the crash, with minor injuries, especially, face injuries and burns.

An investigation into what really happened has begun, fortunately the pilot and co-pilot survived the crash.

May the souls of the 88 passengers who were in the Phuket, Thailand, crash rest in Peace. Amen.

Stevo, check this out!!!

You think u have shitty clients? Check this out man. Hahahaha.

Ring ring..... Ring ring....

"Hello, Technical Support, How Can I help You" ?

LADY: "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing".

SUPPORT : "I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can".

When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was & said what happened to it.

This is what the technician found wrong.

Take a look at the pictures......... you won't believe your eyes!!!

And You Thought You Had ****** customers ??? Nothing beats this!!! Lol.

Celebrity News

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in Tanzania

Someone sent an email to http://www.perezhilton.blogspot.com/ telling him that Hollywood celebrities Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were in Tanzania recently for charity. (and perhaps to shoot a movie, speculation).
This is what they said to perezhilton: “My friends and I live in Tanzania, East Africa (BONGO) and we just bumped into Ben and Matt at a hotel while we were having happy hour. They were the most down to earth and most awesome guys we have met in a while ( THEY ARE NOW TANZANIAN LEGENDS!!). Honestly, they were so nice and were down to take a photo with us. Matt Damon even introduced himself!! How cool is that? Plus we are pleased to report that Ben Affleck is totally HOT! and very very tall. They are here for aid work and even after a full day, they still posed for a photo. We urge everyone to go watch the Bourne Ultimatum!!”
What i liked about the fact that they came to Africa is that, they didn't go with an entourage of cameras, if that person hadn't sent that email and picture, the public wouldn't have known they were there (in Tanzania) at all. That is what i like.
You don't have to announce to the whole world (like Brangelina) when u are doing something for charity. Let people see u and talk about Ur good work. Weldone guys!

OJ Simpson again!!!

The guy has been accused of breaking into a Casino hotel room in Las Vegas. It is reported that he took a sport memorabilia from the room while he was there. However, the dude claims he didn't break into the hotel, only took what belonged to him.

He said someone called to tell him that people were selling his stuff(stolen stuff), he arranged a meeting with the sellers and according to him 'took what belonged to him'.

If it is his, why not?

Chris Langham sentenced to 10 months imprisonment.
Top British comedian and Bafta award winner, Chris Langham, has (today, 14Th September)been sentenced to 10 months in jail for downloading child pornography.
The 58 year old admitted to downloading child porn but said he wasn't a pedophile. He said he was sexually abused as a child and was trying to deal with the ordeal he passed through by looking at indecent photographs of children.(Oyibo). He also claimed he downloaded these images because he was conducting a research for the BBC television series 'Help' and that he wanted to explore the way society viewed sex offenders through him. I think i believe him or....NOT. I don't know. The episodes for this show were never made.
His wife and three sons were in court when he was sentenced and were really disappointed with the result. His kids said they never, at any time, felt threatened by their father.
The good news (at least for his family) is that, Chris would only spend five(5) months of his ten(10) months jail term.

U-17 world champions + Update

The U-17 world champions (Nigeria Golden Eaglets) arrived Lagos yesterday. They were hailed by a huge crowd of people when they exited the airport. A large crowd of people hailed them as they slowly drove along the street of Lagos.

The Golden Eaglets with the Governor of Lagos state. Babatunde Fashola. (The governor is the one with the pink arrow pointing on him)
When the world champions arrived Lagos.
They were later hosted by the Lagos state governor, Babatunde Fashola, yesterday in Lagos state.

The were treated to nice cultural dances , good food( i hope),etc., they were well entertained in general even though a lot of them looked like they could easily fall asleep right there at the party. Lol.

Oh! The main gist is that, the governor gave each player, four hundred thousand Naira (US$3150) worth of shares in a Lagos State company and a hundred thousand Naira(US$788) life insurance policy for winning the world cup.

Impressive eh? Lol.

They will be hosted in Abuja tomorrow by the president. I hope they get better prizes for winning the prestigious cup.

UPDATE

The delighted President, Umaru Musa Yar Adua, hosted the Eaglets at a Gala Nite held in their honour in Abuja over the weekend and announced the gifts of three-bedroom bungalows to each of the players and the eight officials. The houses situated in the Wuse area of the Federal Capital cost between N6.5m-N7m per unit.

He also gave each player the award of M.O.N. (Member of the Order of Niger) and each official the award/title of M.F.R. (Member of the Federal Republic of Nigeria).mmm. Nice. I think.

The Eaglets will be hosted by other private companies later.

Elevator Entrapment Guidelines

If you become trapped in an elevator:

1. First and above all, don't attempt to get out between floors. Elevator injuries and fatalities have been due to people attempting to escape without knowledgeable personnel aiding them.

2. Be patient, remain calm, and use the emergency phone or emergency call button in the elevator cab to alert the guard in the control room, if u know it.

3. Inform the control room of your full name and that you are stalled in an elevator, the floor you are located on if indicated on the floor indicator, the cab number which is labeled on each elevator cab, and whether there is anyone else on the elevator with you.

4. If there is a medical emergency, ask that the control room contact the medical personnel to assist you. Note that there is plenty of air circulation into the elevator cab when it is not moving.

5. Wait for assistance from trained personnel. Security will keep you advised periodically on the call box. If you feel the need to do so, you may keep security on the line for your comfort. Call lines generally time out in 3 to 4 minutes, so pressing the call button may be required to reactivate communications.

6. Again, never attempt to open the doors of an elevator. Elevators are equipped with smart technology and can stop for a variety of reasons. Do not attempt to exit an elevator that is mis-positioned or un-leveled unless instructed to do so by trained personnel. Elevators can reset themselves automatically and begin moving without any prior warning.

Someone needs to know.

A friend of mine called me on the phone this afternoon and asked me a question that i could not answer.

My friend had been divorced from his wife for two years but still kept in touch with his ex because of their son. Apart from that, they have an amicable relationship. They are good friends.

He told me, that she called him yesterday, and told him, she wanted him to give her another child.

He asked me what i thought of that but i couldn't help him out with it.

Can u guys help him out please?

Should he grant his ex-wife's request or not?

Thanks.

Nigeria is 2007 FIFA U-17 World Cup Champions

We did it!!! Yes we did it!!!!

We beat Spain on penalties! 3-0. Yes!!!

My heart was pounding so so hard and racing very fast when the penalty shoot out began. I told my sister that i didn't think we would win cos we had always lost matches on penalties. But Alas! They proved me wrong. They made us proud.

The powerful shots by the Nigerian players were superb! Our keeper (Akinboye) did us proud by saving two goals.

We were the only team in the competition that didn't loose any game. We won all our matches and conceded 4 goals in the whole competition.

Macauley Chrisantus

Macauley Chrisantus of Nigeria, won the golden shoe and Silver ball awards. He was the second-best player of the tournament and the highest goal scorer of the tournament with seven goals. .

We did it again!

For those who missed the competition, let me give u the higlight of our total matches and results:

Final: today, 09/09/07: Spain 0-0 Nigeria (After 90 mins of play and 30 mins of extra time).
Nigeria win 3-0 on penalties.

Semi-finals:06/09/07: Nigeria 3-1 Germany

Quarter-finals: 02/09/07: Argentina 0-2 Nigeria

Round of 16:
30/08/07: Nigeria 2-1 Colombia

In Group D.
They had the highest points on the table with 3 matches, 3 wins, No draw, No loss, scored 9 golas, conceded 2 goals and had total points of 9.

The break down of group D matches:
19/08/07: Nigeria 2-1 France
19/08/07: Japan 3-1 Haiti
22/08/07: Haiti 1-1 France
22/08/07: Japan 0-3 Nigeria
25/08/07: Nigeria 4-1 Haiti
25/08/07: France 2-1 Japan

Congratulations Nigeria!!!

Halle Berry is pregnant. yay!!!

Yay!!!! The most beautiful person in the whole wide world (my opinion) is pregnant.

Miss Halle Berry is now confirmed pregnant. My most beautiful woman in the whole world is three months pregnant. I am sooooooooo happy to hear this.

She and her good looking Canadian supermodel boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry of 2 years are expecting a baby. (I know i am repeating myself but i am so excited!)

Hurray! Hurray!! Hurray!!!

Imagine how beautifuuuuuuuuuuuuul that baby would be. Oooooh!!!

I am always overjoyed when beautiful, talented people have replicas of themselves.

I cant explain it. I just feel they cant let themselves go to waste, u know? go extinct with nothing to remember them by. They have got to give the world a mini-them....

Next people i am waiting for are Naomi Campbell, Janet Jackson, Tyra Banks...etc.

Luciano Pavarotti is dead.

The world's greatest Opera singer, Luciano Pavarotti , is dead. He died at the age of 71 in his home in Modena, Italy.

The Italian singer was diagnosed of pancreatic cancer last year, he tried hard to fight the disease but the disease took over at 4 a.m. (Nigerian time) this morning.

He received an award from the Italian government for promoting the country's culture. He was the first person to receive this award.

One news that amazed me was the fact that Pavarotti's first love was football. He wanted to be a football player when he was a young boy but he didn't make it.

He said he was very happy and proud when his song was used as the anthem in the 1990 world cup. He was an avid football fan. This was actually what brought him into the limelight.

He was into doing a lot of charities as well. He said it became a passion for him after he met Princess Diana.


Luciano Pavarotti underwent five bouts of chemotherapy and was eventually released from the hospital last month. He had been unconscious the last couple of days and eventually died this morning, thursday, 6th september, 2007.

May his soul rest in peace. Amen.

Psalm 23

The Lord is my Shepherd = That's Relationship!

I shall not want = That's Supply!
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures = That's Rest!
He leadeth me beside the still waters = That's Refreshment!
He restoreth my soul = That's Healing!
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness = That's Guidance!
For His name sake = That's Purpose!
Yea, though I walk through the valley of t he shadow of death = That's Testing!
I will fear no evil = That's Protection!
For Thou art with me = That's Faithfulness!
Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me = That's Discipline!
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies = That's Hope!
Thou annointest my head with oil = That's Consecration!
My cup runneth over = That's Abundance!
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life = That's Blessing !
And I will dwell in the house of the Lord = That's Security!
Forever = That's Eternity!

Face it, the Lord is crazy about you.

Thanks Kunle Juba.