Nicki Minaj wardrobe Malfunction on American Idol

Ms Nicki Minaj got up to pay her respect to the great Paul Abdul on American Idol and this happened, lol. So not divalike....at all. Hahahah.

 

 

Kelly Rowland's hot bod!

Kelly Rowland has always been my favorite Destiny's child member and I think her skin is flawless in these sexy a$$ pictures!! She also has a badda$$ body too!!

Uh huh!! Work it girl!! Lol.

To view more sexy pictures, viewer discretion is adviced- click on 'read more' below

Oscars Red Carpet Live

I am currently watching Oscars Red Carpet Live on TV and will upload pictures of stars who I think look astonishing

J.Lo's gorgeous dress

J.Lo

Sandra Bullock's 'sexy' look, lol.

Cameron Diaz

Gwyneth Paltrow

Tina Fey

George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler

Natalie Portman

Linda Ikeji's Yankee visit

My gorgeous sister, Linda Ikeji, visited the US of A and we all had a GREAT time. My gorgeous sister, loving Husband and I visited a couple of States and cities and had an awesome time!! I hadn't seen her in a few years so it was a HUGE opportunity to get some quality sisterly bonding ;-).

One thing she didn't stop doing however, was shop. She shopped and shopped and shopped..OMG! Lol. It was fun to watch her eyes light up at gorgeous clothes, shoes, bags, wrist-watches etc, lol.
She went back to Nigeria today and we miss her already...especially the dogs, lol. She kept feeding them with every junk you could think of, lol...OMG!!! They keep sitting by the foot of the stairs expecting her to come downstairs anytime soon :-(

I know this is not Face Book but I am gonna upload a few of our pictures together, lol.

Asa'mpete!!

@ The Venetian in Vegas

With the #1 Stunnas MC (San Antonio Chapter)

@ home with Linda and my Hubby.

Heidi Klum and her gorgeous kids

Model mom Heidi Klum picked up her children Leni from Ballet class, Samuel and Johan from karate class on February 18, 2012 in Los Angeles, California.

With Leni and Johan

With Johan and Henry Samuel

My sister and I doing the WOP

My sister and I doing the WOP, lol. She learned the dance within a VERY short time. She is good like that!! ;-)

Apple iTit and the Dentist joke

Apple iTit

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that is not only safe, but can store and play music as well.

The iTit will cost from $700 - $900, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered to be a major social breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.... Lmao!
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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.

I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it!
We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, love, and show him."

Lol.

fake scratch off tickets

I was ecstatic until it dawned on me that it could be fake, lol.

Ed the chicken

Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said Ed.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

"Ed, wake up! You crapped in the bed!"

Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!

Awesome pictures

Meet me at the coffee shop

I couldn't stop watching this video, I laughed so hard each time I shed tears, lol.
Enjoy!

Tiger Wood's new movie

District 9

District 9 is one of the shittiest, most ignorant movies I have ever seen in my life! The Director and Producers are apparently very ignorant about South Africans and Nigerians, especially Nigerians. The atrocities they said Nigerians were involved in in that movie was ARRANT NONSENSE and Non-existent.

The actors that were portrayed as Nigerian thugs were not Nigerians, they all spoke a language foreign to any of the languages in Nigeria and couldn't even fake the Nigerian accent. It was very pathetic.

What is wrong with some people? It is so wrong to make up fictitious information about a country and its people because, other people with no knowledge of Nigeria and its people would assume we were like that.

I thought all reputable producers and directors thoroughly researched about a country/people they have no knowledge about???? They apparently didn't know what they were doing because they were all over the place in the movie. The story line was shitty, they couldn't get their acts right, they were completely confused about where they wanted the movie to go, et al.

The movie was set up in Johannesburg (South Africa) but all they talked about were Nigerians. They portrayed Jo'burg as an impoverished and ugly city, which is VERY FAR from the truth. Jo'burg has slums just like every other country in the world does, but the city is VERY VERY beautiful unlike its portrayal in the movie.

I am VERY disappointed in the lack of research by the makers of the movie and I honestly feel sorry for their ignorance.

Again, District 9 is the shittiest movie of the year! Congratulations.