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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Robert Pattinson moves out of the home he shared with Kirsten Stewart

Kristen Stewart's public apology to Robert Pattinson didn't magically heal their fractured relationship. The British actor has moved out of their Los Angeles home after news broke that she cheated with a married director.

Kirsten Stewart with bf Robert Pattinson
On Tuesday evening, Us Weekly posted their cover story about Stewart cheating with her "Snow White and the Huntsman" director Rupert Sanders. In the latest issue of the magazine, there are a series of photos, taken July 17, of Stewart and Sanders kissing each other in the actress' MINI Cooper and then a secluded park-like area called Pacific View Trail, which overlooks the Hollywood sign.

Pregnant shooter is in the 2012 London Olympics

Malaysia's pregnant shooter, Nur Suryani Mohamed Taibi, has made the trip to London and will compete in next week's 10m rifle event, just one month before she's due to give birth to a baby girl. She's not the first pregnant Olympian in history, but at 34 weeks is believed to be the furthest along.The 29-year-old qualified for the Games at the Asian Shooting Championships in January, days after finding out she was pregnant. At the time, she had hoped her health would allow her to compete in London. So far so good.

Gisele Bundchen pregnant with her second baby

Gisele Bundchen hasn't actually announced that she's expecting her second child with husband, pro football player Tom Brady, but the model more or less confirmed the news yesterday when she donned a silver string bikini on a Costa Rican beach, revealing that her usually super-flat abs had indeed been replaced with a burgeoning baby bump.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Facts about James Holmes, Colorado movie theatre gun man

Photo released of James Holmes, the suspected gunman in Colorado movie-theater shooting.
Face of a mass murderer
James Holmes was a student of Neuroscience at the University of Colorado Medical School but dropped out of school last month.As at the time of his arrest, he had no previous convictions except a traffic violation last year.
He was dressed in all black, had gloves, gas masks, a bulletproof vest, a shotgun, an assault rifle, two handguns and according to witnesses, some tear gas canisters when he entered the theatre. He had no hunting or gun license. He isn't associated with any part of the Military and doesn't seem to have any remorse for his crime. According to the apartment complex manager where he lived, he just moved into his apartment a couple of weeks ago.

12 killed in movie premiere of Batman Rises in Aurora, Colorado

At least 12 dead and 50 injured after gunman opens fire during showing of 'The Dark Knight Rises' at Aurora, Colo., theater. Police say they have a suspect in custody, identified as James Holmes, 24, who witnesses say was armed with a rifle and handguns, and who wore what appeared to be a bullet-proof vest and gas mask.
Witnesses say he was masked and wore black clothes when he set off some sort of explosive and then opened fire in one of five theaters in the complex that was hosting a midnight showing of the movie, witnesses told reporters.
It was reported that he shot an infant at point blank range at the theatre...smh!

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Nigerian Man dies after cocaine burst in his stomach

Edwin Ozoani allegedly ingested 11 wraps but only excreted 10. The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) has confirmed the death of Edwin Ozoani, 34, a commercial bus driver, who died after a wrap of cocaine he ingested burst in his stomach.
Mitchell Ofoyeju, the NDLEA Head of Public Affairs, said the deceased, who returned from Brazil on-board a South African Airline flight, was arrested at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) in Lagos.
"During screening, he tested positive to drug ingestion and was placed on observation," he said. "He excreted 10 wraps of substances that tested positive for cocaine, weighing 180 grammes. While still under observation, he complained of stomach pain and was rushed to the hospital where he eventually died. A post-mortem examination revealed that his death was due to one of the wraps of cocaine he ingested that ruptured in his stomach."

Warning: The picture you are about to see is gory. Viewer discretion advised.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Sylvester Stallone's son found dead

Sage Moonblood Stallone, the 36-year-old son of Sylvester Stallone who starred alongside his father in "Rocky V," was found dead in his Hollywood apartment on today, Friday the 13th.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

World's Youngest Grandmother

25 year old Ridca and her 2 year old Grandson
This woman, just 25 years old now insists she is the youngest grandmother in the world… becoming a grandmother for the first time at the ripe old age of 23!
Ridca Stanescu of Romania gave birth to her daughter Maria when she was only 12 years old herself, and expressed that she wanted better for her daughter. Instead, daughter Maria followed in her mothers footsteps at age 11 and gave birth to a baby boy.

In the Romanian gypsy culture marrying young is not something out of the blue, but Ridca wanted a better life for her own daughter, as most parents do.

Before Ridca, the worlds youngest Grandmother was an unnamed 26-year-old from Rotheram, Yorkshire, whose 12-year-old daughter gave birth in 1999.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth to Baby Girl

33 year old Kourtney Kardashian welcomed a baby girl, Penelope Scotland Disick, weighing in at 7 lbs, 14 ounces at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles on Sunday. It has been confirmed. Kardashian's new arrival joins her 2-year-old son, Mason, with boyfriend of five years Scott Disick, 29.

A source says "The entire Kardashian/Jenner clan was at the hospital and everyone was super excited!"

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Usher's Stepson Declared Brain Dead

Usher's eleven-year-old stepson has been declared brain dead after an accident involving a jet ski.
Kyle Glover, the son of Usher's ex-wife Tameka Foster and an unidentified 15 year-old girl were riding inner tubes on Lake Lanier in Atlanta, GA yesterday when a 35-year old jet skier collided with the boy, striking him in the head and knocking him unconscious. He was airlifted to Atlanta's Egelston Hospital, where Usher joined him last night.

Reports say that he has shown no brain activity since being admitted to the hospital, and that a decision regarding his life support has not been made.
The Georgia Department of Natural Resources is investigating the accident, and has ruled out alcohol as a factor.

$20,000 Reward for Missing Hollywood Executive

The family of a missing Hollywood movie executive is increasing search efforts and offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to his whereabouts.

Family and friends of Gavin Smith are handing out fliers and canvassing parts of Los Angeles in search of the 57-year-old father and husband who went missing on May 2.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Harry Potter Weasley twins relocate to Hollywood

After more than ten years of coloring their hair, the twins, James and Oliver Phelps, now 26 years old, have retired their hair dye and hopped across the pond to Hollywood with dreams of breaking into the industry all over again.
James and Oliver Phelps as The Weasley twins Fred and George Weasley in Harry Potter movies

James and Oliver Phelps
Now that they've moved to the U.S. to take a crack at Tinseltown , the identical twins, just 13 minutes apart in age, have settled close to the beach in nearby Santa Monica, CA.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Malware may knock thousands off Internet on Monday

Culled from FOX News:
The warnings about the Internet problem have been splashed across Facebook and Google. Internet service providers have sent notices, and the FBI set up a special website.
But tens of thousands of Americans may still lose their Internet service Monday unless they do a quick check of their computers for malware that could have taken over their machines more than a year ago.
Despite repeated alerts, the number of computers that probably are infected is more than 277,000 worldwide, down from about 360,000 in April. Of those still infected, the FBI believes that about 64,000 are in the United States.
Users whose computers are still infected Monday will lose their ability to go online, and they will have to call their service providers for help deleting the malware and reconnecting to the Internet.
The problem began when international hackers ran an online advertising scam to take control of more than 570,000 infected computers around the world. When the FBI went in to take down the hackers late last year, agents realized that if they turned off the malicious servers being used to control the computers, all the victims would lose their Internet service.

Hero Lifeguard fired for trying to save man's life

Update 07/06/2012: The company gave him back his job after the investigation.

Tomas Lopez, a 21-year-old lifeguard, was fired on Monday after he left his station to help a man who had been pulled out of the water in an unprotected area of Hallandale Beach. According to the Orlando Sun Sentinel, Lopez and an off-duty nurse tended to the man, a 21-year-old from Estonia, until paramedics arrived. The man who is recovering at a local hospital was in a "swim at your own risk" area of the beach about 1,500 feet south of the boundary lifeguards are expected to patrol.
"I was on stand, and guests came up to me and told me there was someone drowning, that people were screaming and so I started running in the direction," Lopez said. "I ran out to do the job I was trained to do, I didn't think about it at all."

9 year old California student working on college degree

Like many students across the U.S., Tanishq Abraham enjoys studying the sciences and hopes to earn a college degree.
The difference: He's only 9 years old.
Tanishq is one of the few genius kids to earn a College degree at a very early age.
Tanishq is a student at American River College in Sacramento, Calif., where he studies subjects from paleontology to astronomy.
Inducted into the genius society MENSA at age 4, his parents say others often question if they're pushing him too hard.
"He's pushing us," his father Bijou, jokes to Fox40.
Tanishq, who can even be found giving guest lectures, says he isn't fazed by being around those older than him.
"I don't mind interacting with other college students," he says. "I like it."

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Stunning Caroline Danjuma

Ex Nollywood actress Caroline Ekanem-Danjuma is a CONFIRMED BIG GIRL!! She celebrated her birthday June 29th with family and friends in a Lacquer laced feathered Matthew Williamson Pre-Spring 2012 knee length frock that costs about $6000 (online) and accessorized it with drop down diamond encrusted earrings and Christian Louboutin Asteriod Spike Toe Pumps that costs $1595 (Neiman Marcus).

Continue for more gorgeous pictures of her

Happy Independence Day America!

Happy Birthday America!!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Chad Ochocinco's generosity

Chad Ochocinco
A woman named Cheryl took to Twitter this afternoon, hurting over the recent loss of her husband of 30 years. She asked, Chad Ochocinco, NFL wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins for his prayers.
Chad who's getting married tomorrow, Wednesday, July 4th did something very mind blowing, sweet, kind and generous.
Here's the conversation that followed. If it doesn't give you at least a mild case of the warm and fuzzies, your warm and fuzzy mechanism is broken.

Read the rest of the conversation:

Michael Jordan's son arrested

Who smiles on their mug shots? He must be a happy drunk, lol.
Central Florida basketball player, 21 year old Marcus Jordan, youngest son of former NBA great Michael Jordan, was arrested in Omaha early Sunday following a disturbance outside a downtown hotel.

According to a news release, police responding to a call at the Embassy Suites found hotel security trying to subdue Marcus Jordan, who was having an argument with two women in the hotel driveway at 2:11 a.m.
The release said Jordan was ''very animated, intoxicated and uncooperative,'' and it took multiple officers to control and handcuff the 6'3", 205-pound Jordan.

Jordan was booked at the Douglas County Department of Corrections for resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and obstructing. He had been released by Sunday night.

Pregnant Snooki pushes baby stroller filled with beer

Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, who is expecting her first child with fiance Jionni LaValle, stepped out in Seaside Heights, N.J. on Monday pushing a baby stroller filled with a 12 pack of Coors beer plus soda.

The mom-to-be put her new baby stroller to the test by loading it up with party supplies. Snooki, 24, showed off her growing baby bump and ditched her usually high platform heels for flip flops to push the big load.
The pregnant star must have been picking up the treats for her Jersey Shore pals because Snooki has, of course, quit drinking.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Nigerian reality show, Gidi Girls

Gidi Girls is a reality show in the works, featuring beautiful, strong, hardworking young women in Lagos. There's a movie producer, dancer, fashion designer, actress and video vixen in the line up. The creator of the show is my sister, Laura Ikeji (3rd from right in blue dress and red pumps).

Heard it will be aired on Nigezie, Lagos watch out for it people!

Snoop Dogg’s son lands football scholarship offer from UCLA

When UCLA offered Cordell Broadus a scholarship, the Bruins were doing more than trying to attract a promising sophomore wide receiver and defensive back for Diamond Bar (Calif.) High. In essence, the program was staking a claim to territory in the L.A. pop culture spotlight, for one very clear reason: Cordell Broadus is Snoop Dogg's son.
Snoop Dogg's son Cordell Broadus — Facebook

As reported by the ESPNLA and the National Football Post, UCLA coach Jim Mora Jr. recently offered a scholarship to Broadus, despite the fact that the rising sophomore has spent just one year in high school, and played on the Diamond Bar freshman squad during that campaign. At 6-foot-2 and 185 pounds, the younger Broadus, Snoop Dogg's legal name is Calvin Broadus, has a body which could develop into that of a legitimate Division I prospect, but no one knows whether he'll continue to grow.