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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Hey Everyone, Urs truly made it on BBC Breaking News.

I was quoted by BBC on its Breaking News on Yar'Adua's Inauguration. I saw it on Ugo's Daniles blog and followed his link to the story. I was so excited when i saw my name and part of my post on the News. I was more excited when i saw my name underneath Yar' Adua's picture. Yay!!!!!!!!! Small me,on BBC Breaking News. E no easy jo!!! I tried to post it the way Ugo Daniels posted his but couldnt. Lol. I am still learning. Pls follow this link to read more and see more pics. Yay!!!!!!!!! I am on the news..http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6701559.stm
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Nigerian bloggers mount campaign
As Umaru Yar'Adua is ushered in as president of Nigeria, the BBC News website looks at a campaign mounted by Nigerian bloggers to express their disappointment at recent political events and the April elections.
Solomonsydelle on Nigerian Curiosity called on the Nigerian blogosphere to make a statement about Yar'Adua's inauguration.
"My people, let us join together to show our rulers and leaders that we are watching, that they are accountable to the people and that we will not let them forget." ...continued on the link.

The Nigeria Proclamation reads in part:
"In recent history, Nigerians have been overwhelmingly betrayed by those charged with addressing their needs. Instead of serving the people, public servants have served themselves to the detriment of the masses. The result is a nation lacking adequate infrastructure, organization and security.
Several Nigerian bloggers took up Solomonsydelle's challenge.

One of them - Omodudu - describes himself as "an economist with Nigeria on the brain".
He praises Solomonsydelle's initiative as "a one of a kind opportunity for bloggers in the Nigerian blogspace to make a mark" and noted that blogs could one day become a voice for the Nigerian people.
"Let us speak with one voice. Let us make demands," Omodudu implored.
"A wise man once said that evil triumphs when good men do nothing," Olawunmi began a posting on his Silent Storms in an Ocean of One.
Blogging from the UK, Olawunmi confessed that his first reaction to the Nigerian Proclamation was one of scepticism, but he soon realised its value.
"It's not only to call for action, but to remind us (you and I), what is wrong, so that we can watch out for it in future and seize the opportunity to fight it any way we can," he wrote.... continued on the link.
'Cheating referee'
Not all Nigerian bloggers are supportive of the campaign.
Commenting on Ugo's Nigerian Blogger in Cyprus , Donzman doubts the campaign will achieve much.
"Pardon my cynicism, but if this rises to the top of Google search, then what? Google will evict Yar'Adua from Aso Rock with missiles painted in the different colours of the rainbow?," poses Donzman - a contributor to Lagos blog!.
"What exactly do you expect to achieve, for Yar'Adua to type 'Nigeria' into his Google search bar, see all the complaints and proceed to pack his bags?"
Chxta of Chxta's World , also commenting on Ugo's blog, suggested that the campaign was coming a bit late in the day.
"Pardon my cynicism, but isn't it a little too late for this? Where were we when the events that led us to this pass were occurring?" Chxta wondered. continued on the link.

But some bloggers supported Mr Yar'Adua's victory and ascension to the presidency.
Vera Ikeji was elated about Mr Yar'Adua's inauguration.
"Yay!!!!," she exclaimed. "We have a new president.
Thy Glory O Nigeria!

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

New Nigerian President.Umaru Musa Yar'Adua

Yay!!!! We have a new President.
The new President Umaru Musa Yar Adua has being sworn in along with his Vice Dr. Goodluck Jonathan (GCON).
Alhaji Musa Yar'Adua(GCMR)Commamnder in chief of the arm forces was sworn in at the Eagles Square in Abuja, Nigeria today 29th May,2007.

The swearing in ceremony was done with all pomp and pageantry. There were some displays and stunts by the Nigerian Police Force, Some secondary school kids in Blue Uniforms came out in march past and formed words like UNITY, PEACE and DEMOCRACY FOREVER.
The broadcast was shown with the Nigerian Communications Satellite-1(NIGCOMSAT-1).
This is the first civilllian handover in the history of Nigeria and it was very peaceful.

Monday, May 28, 2007

New Poisonous Spider in the United States.

Three women in North Florida , turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death.
There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood.These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in common.
It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths.
The US health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.
The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms.She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check.
She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom.
That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat. Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider.
The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere.
Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia , changing planes in Singapore , before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden),while there.
He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock.
Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India , and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes!
It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country.
So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders.
It can save your life!
P.S.: I doubt if we have such spiders here in Africa,but If a solution isn't found quickly, they(The Westerners) will shift the blame on Africa and say the spider originated from here.
Then change it's name to 'African poisonous spider' or black poisonous spider. Like they have done with other diseases and ailments in the past. The first person that contracted HIV/AIDS was an European but AIDS first started in Africa, i wonder what the logic in that is.
Warning: the spider wasn't first discovered here in Africa O!

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Na wa O!

Na wa O! I browsed through the net this afternoon looking for African entertainment News , but got no concrete result, some of the results i got were :'Sustainable Business Models To EndWorld Poverty. Learn More Today!' ,'Volunteer To Make A Difference!Eliminate Preventable Blindness','www.womensenews.org. Women change political landscape Sponsored by Carnegie Corporation' etc. but when i clicked on Entertainment news in Europe and USA, i got huuuuuge results respectively.
Na wa o!!!
Something has to be done to this Internet thingy and Africa o. No positive news can be found on Africa online. Haba!
I am working on it though!

A little joke to make u smile.

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to
the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go
to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is
firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming/cuming.... that was me."

A 'cheat' in every crowd.

There is always a 'CHEAT' in every crowd.
If u notice, all the people with their heads raised are guys.
This guy masturbating is the worst cheat here.

A Book on Nigerian bloggers.

Nigerian bloggers Interested in having their profiles or stories on this book should should go to:http://laspapi.blogspot.com/search/label/NAIJA%20BLOGGERS-%20THE%20BOOK
The categories are anecdotes, short stories, poetry, prose, drama and essays but there is room for as many sub-categories as are sent in as the book will also serve as a platform where artistes can showcase architectural/interior/exterior designs, photography, paintings as well as fashion and textile designs.
All submissions must have been blogged on or before Monday the 14th of May 2007.
Bloggers may submit up to 5 entries on any topic or issue but no more than 3 works published.
For more information,pls go to:http://laspapi.blogspot.com/search/label/NAIJA%20BLOGGERS-%20THE%20BOOK

Friday, May 25, 2007

The effects of Nuclear Power.

This picture shows the horibble genetic mutations that can arise by exposure to the by products of nuclear power.

Oh my Gawd!!!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Beer Vs. Pussy

Beer Vs. Pussy: The Playoff
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER
13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9, PUSSY 7.

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEERS.
If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. - An extra point for BEER! Lol.
This goes out to guys with nagging girl friends or wives. Lol.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Some of my favorite movies.

I have got a lot of favorite movies but just want to list a few in no particular order..
(1). YOU GOT SERVED.
(OMARION AND MARQUES HOUSTON). My all time favorite.
(2). 300. This is Spartaaaa!!!
(3). STOMP THE YARD.
(NEYO, CHRIS BROWN, COLOMBOS AND BEAUTIFU-L-L).
(4) 50 FIRST DATES.
(ADAM SANDLER AND DREW BARRYMORE).
(5). TROY.
(BRAD PITT AND ORLANDO BLOOM,i think).
(6).ONE DOLLAR.
(VICTOR OSUAGWU, PATIENCE(MAMA GEE) AND)
(7). I BELONG.
(OMOTOLA JALADE AND ADA AMEH)
(8). I AM IN LOVE.
(HANK ANUKU AND AKI N' UKWA)
(9). TERMINAL.
(TOM HANK)
(10).HOUSE OF WAX.
(PARIS HILTON).
(11.) PEACE MAKERS.
(EMEKA ENYIOCHA, EMEKA IKE AND BENITA NZERIBE)
To be continued, i need to go to bed now,

Oprah Winfrey and her Dad's Palaver.

Oprah Winfrey's dad, Vernon Winfrey has been writing a book about her behind her back(i don't know why that 'English' is used like that,if someone wants to do something behind u, would it be behind Ur front?lol.)anyways,she didn't know about this until her assistant approached her to tell her about it saying a reporter wanted to confirm it.
At first she denied it but was encouraged by her sister to ask their father who confirmed that he was indeed writing a book on her but was planning to tell her about it later.
Oprah isn't happy about this cos she always thought she was very close to her dad and expected that he would have told her about it first.
Anyway, whether he would publish the book or not,is what we don't know cos he's still writing it.
Everybody just wants to make money off writing a biography on her.
It's a family matter, let father and daughter settle it.

Another New Craze in Lagos.

Another fashion for young dudes and gals is buying a car. There are a lot of chicks and dudes who haven't got jobs but own cars. Its now like a competition. Hey!!! These people should take it easy o!
Girls as young as 18 and above and now aiming to buy their own cars while they are still in school studying with no jobs but because their friends have cars they want one too.
Wonders shall never seize.
I can name a few people(but wont), dancers, choreographers,jobless individuals etc. (they hardly ever get paid) who dance and choreograph just for the sake of popularity, but have 'hustled' one way or another to buy small Tokunbo/Nigerian used cars.
I don't know what these youths do to have money to buy these cars o, but some of us have an idea or two on how they can afford it. I wonder...mmmmm, i just wonder.
I have a car of my own but i have a job so can afford one.

Olusegun Obasanjo our president.

Our dear President (Baba Iyabo) is handing over to the new President on the 29th of May. He has helped this country grow in various ways that i can't mention.

The country has about 20 billion dollars in it's reserve now,mmmm.
He has recovered most of the money that former Head of State, Sanni Abacha embezzled. ( I wonder where the money is though).

Before 2001, only the wealthy could use Cell Phones, and very few people could afford Land phones. But in 2001, Baba Iyabo introduced GSM into the country and 6 years later, every Tom, Dick and Harry has a cell phone , even in the remotest part of every village.

He has brought a lot of investments into the country from foreign countries, and has cleared off most or all of the country's debts.

Brought in clean and honest people like, Dora Akunyili (NAFDAC), Ngozi Ezekwesili, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu(EFCC) and a lot of others into his cabinet and these people have helped sanitise the country a bit.

Now he is handing over on the 29Th of May to honest and trust worthy Men. I hope this country grows positively.mmmmmmmmm.

He has helped the country grow, i just don't know why the growth hasn't reached the common man yet. I just keep wondering.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Paddy

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy and a girl! The babies are fine now, but they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately. Your brother came in and named them.."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not mi' brother! He's a clueless git!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?""Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother is totally relieved. "To be sure, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise."

Then she asks;"What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew"

My Chat Room.

Hey everybody!!!
I now have a chat room on my page where u can chat with whoever u want to and be whoever u want to be.

It's really very easy to use and if u are at work, (for those whose offices do not permit them to use yahoo/MSN messengers or their yahoo/MSN messengers have being disabled) u can chat wt friends without Ur boss being the wiser.

The Chat Room is at the bottom of this page and on the side bar.

I have checked other blogs and haven't seen any chat room on them, so like Stevo said, that makes me the first Nigerian blogger to have a chat room on her blog. Lol.

Happy Chatting!

Thank You SET.

SET, thanks for caring about my long absence but it has bn mainly work. I had to go out of town for an assignment and just got back yesterday. I was VERY VERY busy but i am now back in town.

I hope u are well.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Bad Timing for blog visits.

Bad day for blog visiting.

I went to a few blogs tonite but couldnt leave comments on posts i was interested in. Each time i clicked on the comment page and posted my comment, i got 'page cannot be displayed'.
SET, stop keeping us in suspense and tell us who this 'mysterious' guy is, lol.

Will try again from the office, during my lunch break. The fault could be from my server, here at home.

I succeded from the office. Then here again at home. The connection was a lot better here than yesterday, i guess it was because of yesterday's rain.
Anyway, will visit more as i go....

The Latest Craze in Lagos.

The latest fashion in Lagos for young girls these days is getting married to older Men, not just older men but divorced or married men.

Beautiful Ibidun Ajayi, former Miss Lux, as stunning as she looks, and as young as she is,ended up marrying a divorcee pastor,who already has grown up kids and is in his Early 50's. (He's a pastor,lol).
Sade Okoya got married to Razak Okoya, a few years ago but she was in her mid 20's when she got married to him while he was approaching his 63rd birthday.
Her husband already had 3 wives before she became his wife no. 4. (He's wealthy).
Beautiful half-caste, Caroline Ekanem and the man she has a baby for. Caroline is in her 20's while her Man, Musa Danjuma, is still married, in his 50's and is a lot older than her.(He's wealthy).

I have a friend Ngozi (not her real name) who is 26 and is currently married to a 52 year old man. (He's rich).

There's Princess (not her real name, but a friend of mine) who is 24 and is getting married to a 58 year old divorcee, whose youngest daughter is 31 years old. They would be getting married next month. (He's very rich).

Then Amah and Korede: These two pretty girls in their early 20's had promising careers in Music and Dancing respectively until Amah got pregnant and had a child for singer, OJB Jezreel, AKA Jigger. OJB is still married to his wife of several years and is in his early 40's, but didn't see nothing wrong in having extra marital affairs. Amah, who was happy to be wife N0.2 has received a shocker as Korede(professional dancer) who is in her 20's and a bit younger than Amah is currently carrying Jigger's child.
What goes around, comes around. lol.

If these girls were in their late 30's, fine, i would say OK, perhaps they got married cos they were getting too old to choose, but ,heck, these are young, beautiful girls. And this is the 21st century.

In the US, it's the young guys dating or marrying their mother's or older sister's age mates.
What happened to people dating others in their age group or girls dating/marrying men few years older or 10 years(for those who like older guys) older than them?

There are so many unknown young girls here in Lagos who are married to much older guys but i wont include their names cos they ain't celebrities. (People won't relate to them).
Will add more names to the list as i remember them.

Blog Visiting.

I am going blog visitng this night. What this means is that, i will go to my sister's blog (lindaikeji.blogspot.com) and visit as many blogs on her list as i can.
I have bn to a couple of blogs, like SET's, Nyemoni, Chidi, Diary of a G, Stella Damasus', Stella Dimoko-Korkus, Kunle Juba, BellaNaija, Naijagal, NairaLand, Raquelle-cutie and a few others.
But tonight i will visit a lot more cos I want to see what other bloggers write about.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Entertainment news.

Britney Spear's new hair style.
Britney Spears has been keeping her newly-short haircut under wraps in public, but one of her backup dancers says the pop star's buzz cut looks great.The famously self-shorn singer, whose hair is now about two inches long, even jokingly asked her dancers: "Would y'all cut your hair?"none of them took her up on her offer. lol.
I hope she bounces back in style, not her lip singing act but the real Britney Spears we all knew and loved.

Johnny Depp's talks about his daughter's illness.
Lily-Rose, Johnny Depp's 7-year-old daughter, with French actress-singer Vanessa Paradis, 34, was hospitalized in London while Depp was in England filming Sweeney Todd.He said it was a very bumpy patch, but she has come through it beautifully and unscathed, and she is now as healthy as she always was. She is wonderful."In early March, Depp's rep said in a statement that they are happy to report that Johnny's daughter is doing much better. The family greatly appreciates the continued support and respect of their privacy.
Depp and Paradis also have a son, Jack, 5.

Sheryl Crow has adopted a Child.
Shery Crow, 45, has joined the league of holywood stars by adopting a 2-week-old boy.
The child was named Wyatt, after Crow's father, and the middle name Steven, after both her younger brother Steven Crow and manager Steven "Scooter" Weintraub. The details of the child's nationality has not been revealed except that the child was born in the United States. She just wrapped up a Stop Global Warming college tour and now,wants to take some time off to be a mom.
Sheryl who split with Lance Armstrong in February 2006 and was diagnosed with breast cancer that same month (she has since successfully completed treatment) is now a single mom and i s searching for Mr. Right. Cowboys should send in their applications.

Rapper Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas Charged with possession of marijuana.
Taboo is facing a maximum $200 fine – and no time – for two misdemeanor drug charges.
Taboo, whose real name is Jaime Luis Gomez, 31, had a small amount of marijuana when he was arrested in March in the City of Industry, near Los Angeles, after a minor traffic accident, police say. Prosecutors Thursday charged him with possession of marijuana while driving, and possession of 28.5 grams or less of marijuana, according to the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. If convicted, he faces only the fine and no jail term. His arraignment is set for May 25.

T.R Knight was begged not to go public.
Before Grey's Anatomy star T. R. Knight,34,came out last year, some advised him not to do it. While friends were beautifully supportive,others cautiously advised him, "Don't do it – don't do it now." He made the decision to come out after his castmate Isaiah Washington referred to him on-set by a homophobic slur.
He said he could have not spoken up, could have retreated. But is definitely happy he made the decision." ( Isaiah Washington has since apologized.) Knight said he guessed there had been a few questions about his sexuality, and he's glad it's in the open now. While he prefers to keep his personal life private, he hopes the fact that he's gay isn't the most interesting part of him.But Knight, who is single insists coming out hasn't much affected his love life. He still assumes people aren't interested in him, but notes: "Too much aggression isn't a good thing either.

Jaime Presly welcomes a baby boy.
Jaime Pressly (My Name is Earl star) and her deejay fiancé, Eric Cubiche, welcomed a baby boy, Dezi James, on Friday. The child was born at 7:31 a.m. in Los Angeles and weighed 6 lbs. 4 oz. The Emmy-nominated actress, 29, who also designs the clothing line J'aime.The Cuban-American Cubiche, 33, does a Desi Arnaz impersonation, calling Pressly "Luuucy" when he comes home at night. James is her father's name. The couple were friends for more than nine years and dated for a year and a half before getting engaged in October, when Cubiche presented Pressly with a ring they had designed together.It's May and apparently they are in no rush to get married. She says she would like to be married some day but doesn't think it's necessary to do that before you have kids,a lot of women do it later.
Na so, keep fooling ur self with that.

Leonardo and His Neigbhors Palaver.
Leonardo DiCaprio's neighbors have complained about the construction of a personal basketball in his OWN HOUSE. His neighbors (a couple), filed a lawsuit on thursday alleging that DiCaprio's backyard renovation for the recreation area has caused damage to their uphill property since July 2004. They said DiCaprio "maliciously" crossed onto their property, cutting and removing hedges, excavating "earth, granite and bedrock," which has destabilized their deck and pool. The neighbors claim that damages exceed $250,000. They also say Leo ignored their repeated demands to stop construction.
I wonder why they would tell him what to do on his own property.
This man should be given an award,it's not fair that he gets nominated but doesn't win. I have seen Blood Diamond, he even spoke pidgin English and drank Palm wine,in that movie,yet he was overlooked. It's not easy for a white guy to speak pidgin but he did. The Departed was wonderful, his act there was incredible, he looked like everything happening to him was actually happening for real,he was FANTASTIC in that movie yet he was overlooked. Stop the bad belle in USA abeg.

Why Angelina Jolie Decided to have her own child.


Angelina Jolie has always said she wanted to adopt children from all over the world – but she opened up to the idea of having a biological child after she met Brad Pitt. Jolie already had two kids, son Maddox, now 5, adopted from Cambodia, and daughter Zahara, 2, from Ethiopia, when she became pregnant with daughter Shiloh, who turns 1 on May 27.
Angie said before she met Brad, she always said she was happy never to have a child biologically. She said Brad told her he hadn't given up that thought. Then, a few months after Z came home, she saw Brad with her and Mad, and realized how much he loved him, that a biological child would not in any way be a threat. So she decided to try.

Angie opened up about her relationship with Pitt, 43, why she decided to welcome a fourth child (son Pax, 3, whom she adopted from Vietnam in March) .She said she met Brad and realized how amazing he was, they realized they had very similar views on how they wanted to live their lives. She said, picking up the kids from school one day, Brad turned around in the car, and there were three of them. He couldn't stop laughing."

She said they decided to adopt a toddler from Vietnam becos,it's harder for kids to be adopted as they get older.

She said omething changed for her with Shiloh. She said became clear to her that it might be important to have somebody around who is similar to the other children so they have a connection. Mad's very excited that his brother is from Asia."

Angie says she wants More biological and more adopted children.

On finding quality time with Pitt: "Right now, that's our problem! We hang out. We try to talk over the swing set. We'll have a date night once everybody is settled. ... Especially now with Pax, he still gets scared if I'm gone more than a few hours. But we'll get them occupied with a movie and popcorn and try to run off and lock the door for a bit."

On what Pitt finds sexy about her: "I could be dressed up in the sexiest outfit for a photo shoot, and by his behavior, he'll let me know that's nice, but it's nothing as sexy as when I'm home surrounded by the kids or reading books, educating myself."

Friday, May 11, 2007

Benin commissioner slumps and dies at exco meeting

BENIN CITY — the state Commissioner for Health, Pharm. Godwin Ovbiagele yesterday 11th May, 2007, slumped and died during a meeting of the state executive council. He was 54.
It was learnt that. Obviagele slumped after making his contribution at the meeting, which was described by the state Commissioner for Information, Mr Kingsley Osadolor as the “most robust exco we have had since 2005 after the re-constitution of the cabinet”.
Governor Igbinedion hurriedly rushed to his residential building after his emotions betrayed him and later asked Mr Osadolor to brief the press on the incident. Osadolor said the governor was still in shock and devasted because he saw the commissioner slump and all efforts to revive him failed.
“He is devastated right now and cannot even speak”
According to him, “on behalf of His Excellency and members of the state Executive Council, it is with a big sense of grief that we announce the passing on of one of our best commissioners. The incident happened at about 1:30 p.m. The meeting had progressed this morning for about two hours when he slumped .
“Immediately it happened, the Head of Service who also is a doctor and other medical personnel tried to revive him before he was taken to the Central Hospital Annex which shares the same boundary with the Government House. When he was rushed to the hospital, different doctors did their best but he gave up.
“He contributed seriously at the exco meeting and even presented a memo. His contributions in today’s exco was very valid. His contributions to the health sector were also indelible. This is a very sad moment for all of us because since the reconstitution of the exco in 2005, we have never had cause to mourn,” he narrated. Asked if the family members had been informed , Osadolor explained that “some of them were at the hospital with us but we have not informed the family officially. We are still trying to get in touch with the elders of the family before informing the immediate family. We will take steps to officially inform the family.
“We appreciate the agony the family will go through now. In fact, by all accounts, today’s session was the liveliest exco session we had. The debates were very robust because we discussed several issues and he made his contributions very well.”
He described Ovbiagele as “workaholic, brilliant and tireless. We grieve with the family, it was a big blow for us, very sad as you can see,” (he paused and wept). The deceased who joined the state Executive Council in 2001 was also a lawyer. He was chairman of the state Hospital Management Board before he became a commissioner in 2001. He was married with two wives and children.

hapuya Lyke that. By Morachi.

I love this song. Hapuya! File!




Chorus:
Dem ma say me mezebu, hapuya! like that, hapuya! leave am like that ooooo,
Dem ma say me Ajekpako, hapuya! like that, hapuya! leave am like that,ooooo.
The way she be shaking tha booty, hapuya! like that, hapuya! leave am like that, ooooo.

Omoge fi di baraje, hapuya! like that, hapuya, leave am like that oooo.

Nkwobi for Lovette, Isi ewu for Margaret, 2 bottles of Star, 1 full pack of ci-ga-rette.

top 20 Nigerian songs. (My favorties).

1. Hapuya Lyke that: Morachi.
2. For Instance: 2Face.
3. Imagine That: StylePlus.
4. See me so: 2Face.
5. E be like say: 2Face.
6. True Love: 2Face.
7. Kolomental: Face.
8. Like a Virgin: 2Face.
9. Chinweike: Resonance.
10. Why Me: D'Banj.
11. Busy Body(Remix): Psquare.
12. Pretete: OJB.
13. Searching: OJB.
14. Shake Something: JazzMan.
15. Angel of My life: Paul Play.
16. Olori Oko: Infinity.
17. Kpolongo: Mountain Black and Mad Melon.
18. Baby Konga: Konga.
19. Kolo: Sean Tero.
20. Get Down: Laura.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Liverpool Fan kills Chelsea fan in Nigeria.

On the 1st May, a large group of Nigerian boys gathered to watch the Liverpool-Chelsea game in a public place. During the game a Chelsea fan was upset that Chelsea was loosing to Liverpool. A Liverpool fan who was watching the game as well was gloating when Liverpool was 1 nil up against Chelsea. The Chelsea fan didn't like this so he started an argument with the Liverpool fan(these guys were in their mid or late 20's),the argument got worse and heated when Liverpool scored a 2nd goal.
The Chelsea fan went out to get a broken bottle of star, he tried to stab the Liverpool fan with it but the Liverpool fan overpowered him and stabbed him with it instead.
The Chelsea fan was rushed to the hospital but died later.
The Liverpool fan has since being arrested.

I dont blame women of this tribe.

Some people wonder why women of this tribe stay away from their men, well one doesn't have to wonder much seeing these men's **** size. Lol.
I will stay wellllllllllll away from them. Lol.
Reason why women of this tribe stay away from their men.


Nice Hairdo. Lol.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Driving under the Influence. D.U.I.

Still on Paris. Paris Hilton has called on Actor/Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to save her from going to jail.
As the governor of California, he has the right to grant her pardon. I sincerely hopes he grants her pardon, but if all crime offenders knew the governor of their states,who will go to Jail?



Pop star George Michael has admitted to driving while under the influence of drugs and says he's "perfectly prepared to accept the correct punishment."
The 43-year-old singer, whose real name is George Panayiotou, pleaded guilty to the charge in a London court on Tuesday.
He blamed "tiredness and prescribed drugs" for the 2006 incident in question, though he did not say specifically what drugs he had been taking.
"I am perfectly aware that I did something very wrong and got into my car when I was unfit to drive," he told the court.
The charge carries a maximum sentence of six months in jail and a fine of up to £5,000.
Sentencing was deferred until the court receives the results of further blood tests. Another hearing is scheduled for May 30.

Reducing salt use lowers blood pressure, cuts health costs.

Cutting Canadians' salt intake in half would eliminate high blood pressure in one million people and save the health-care system hundreds of millions of dollars a year, researchers in British Columbia say.
In Tuesday's issue of the Canadian Journal of Cardiology, health sciences Prof. Michel Joffres of Simon Fraser University in Burnaby and his colleagues looked at the effects of dramatically cutting sodium consumption.
A quarter of adults, about five million Canadians, have hypertension, a major risk factor for stroke and heart attack. Hypertension also contributes to kidney failure and dementia, according to the World Health Organization.
People only need 200 milligrams of sodium a day, but on average, Canadians consume about 3,500 milligrams a day, not including the salt people add to their food, according to Statistics Canada.
Reducing sodium intake by an average of 1,840 milligrams a day would decrease hypertension by 20 per cent and save the cost of medication to control high blood pressure, the researchers said, based on their statistical analysis of data from clinical trials and health surveys of Canadians.
"It would reduce the high blood pressure by about one million people, and reduce [health-care costs] by more than $430 million a year," Joffres told CBC News.

FBI arrests 6 in alleged plot to attack U.S. army base

Six foreign nationals described by the FBI as Islamic militants were arrested on charges they plotted to carry out a suicide attack on a U.S. army base in New Jersey and "kill as many soldiers as possible," U.S. authorities said Tuesday.

The alleged plan to kill U.S. servicemen at Fort Dix was stopped in the initial stages after investigators infiltrated the group with an informant well over a year ago and secretly recorded the defendants, U.S. attorney Christopher Christie said.

There were no signs the group was directly connected to international terror groups such as al-Qaeda, but were "clearly inspired" by the international jihadist movement, Christie said.
"This is a new kind of terrorism," Christie told reporters Tuesday. "This is what law enforcement is supposed to do in the post-9/11 era — stay one step ahead."

The FBI was alerted to the group in early 2006 after an individual took a video to a store to be duplicated into DVD format, FBI special agent Jodi Weiss said.
The video allegedly showed 10 men, including the six arrested, shooting assault weapons in militia style and calling for jihad, or holy war.
The six were scheduled to appear in U.S. District Court in Camden later in the day to face charges of conspiracy to kill U.S. servicemen, said Michael Drewniak, a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's Office in New Jersey.
Officials said four of the men were born in the former Yugoslavia, one in Jordan, and one in Turkey. Five of them lived in Cherry Hill, about 16 kilometres east of Philadelphia and 32 kilometres southwest of Fort Dix, Drewniak said.
"They were planning an attack on Fort Dix in which they would kill as many soldiers as possible," he said.
The men were arrested on Monday while trying to buy automatic weapons in a sale set up by law-enforcement authorities.
"Today we dodged a bullet," the FBI's Weiss said. "And looking at the weapons they were trying to obtain, we dodged a lot of bullets."
A criminal complaint filed by the FBI alleges the men attempted to buy AK-47 assault rifles and maps of the base from an arms dealer who was secretly co-operating with the law enforcement agency.
The group also allegedly discussed the need to obtain "something else" other than machine-guns and talked about bomb-making material, including C-4 and nitroglycerin.
"If you want to do anything here, there is Fort Dix and I don't want to exaggerate, and I assure you that you can hit an American base very easily," suspect Mohamad Ibrahim Shnewer allegedly said in a conversation, one of several secretly recorded by an FBI informant over the past year.
The complaint also alleges one of the men discussed the need to obtain a fatwa, or Islamic ruling, approving the mission before they attacked the base.
The complaint also alleges the men trained for the attack in the Poconos, and allegedly conducted surveillance at other area military institutions, including the army's Fort Monmouth, Dover Air Force Base in Delaware and the U.S. Coast Guard Building in Philadelphia.
"It doesn't matter to me, whether I get locked up, arrested or get taken away, it doesn't matter. Or I die, doesn't matter, I'm doing it in the name of Allah," the complaint alleges one of the suspects told the informant.
The group also allegedly used a laptop to watch video footage of insurgent attacks on U.S. forces in Iraq. At one point, according to the informant, the men allegedly laughed when one of them pointed out a marine's arm being blown off in an attack.
"These are the type of people that we were dealing with in this investigation," Christie told reporters.
Court papers identified the men as:
Shnewer.
Dritan Duka.
Eljvir Duka.
Shain Duka.
Serdar Tatar.
Agron Abdullahu.
The Associated Press reported checks with Immigration and Customs Enforcement show that the Dukas are illegally living in the United States, according to FBI complaints unsealed with their arrests. One of the suspects worked as a delivery man at the nearby pizza restaurant and often took food to the base, investigators said.

Mother Kills 3 month old son

The jury in the trial of Michelle Camire, a mother accused of killing her infant son, heard a recording of an emotional 911 call in a Winnipeg courtroom on Tuesday.

Camire, 26, has pleaded not guilty to manslaughter in the death of Michael Helgason, one of her three-month-old triplets. The boy died of head injuries in October 2004.

In the five-minute recording played Tuesday, Camire is heard sobbing to the 911 operator on a call received just after 11 a.m. on Oct. 22.

"My three-month old baby, I've killed him," she cries, then struggles to answer questions about her address and whether the baby was breathing.

"I was tired and frustrated earlier and I slammed him down when I put him down," she says. "I'm going to go to jail, aren't I?
"He's gone, he's gone, I know he's gone," she says, then begins to sob.
The operator inquires about the sound of a child talking in the background, and Camire says it's her 20-month-old daughter.

"Oh my God, what has mommy done?" she says. "How am I going to tell your daddy this?"

The 911 operator transfers the call to a paramedic, who asks Camire what happened.

The paramedic urges Camire to keep calm.

"I'm going to tell you how to help your baby," he says, and leads Camire through first aid and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
As emergency responders arrive, Camire again tells the operator, "I can't believe I did this to him."

Bradley Mazor, the first Winnipeg firefighter to arrive at Camire's North Kildonan townhouse, told the court he found Camire on her knees over the baby, crying.

Mazor said he asked Camire how her baby had stopped breathing.
She told him she was frustrated and threw the baby down onto the bassinette or into the bassinette, Mazor testified.

The firefighter said he could tell from the baby's colour that the child was in trouble.
The infant, Michael Helgason, was pronounced dead later in hospital.
Crown attorney Brian Bell has alleged Camire slammed the child's head into a bassinette, then found him unresponsive about two hours later before calling for help.

Camire's trial is expected to last two weeks.

crazy happenings.

French President-elect Nicolas Sarkozy leaves the Fouquet's restaurant on the Champs Elyses in Paris, 07 May 2007. Sarkozy, president-elect of France, was duped by Quebec humorists pretending to be Canada's conservative prime minister in a telephone call, but he hung up after being invited to a "dinner of fools," the jesters said.

Taiwan legislators treat a colleague who was injured following a fight in parliament in Taipei May 8, 2007.


Taiwan legislators fight due to a disagreement over a bill in parliament in Taipei May 8, 2007.Na wa O!


Pigeons gather at London's Trafalgar Square. Homeowners near a safari park in Britain have come up with a novel product for scaring away unwanted birds that are nesting on their roofs: the pungent-smelling faeces of lions and tigers. Smart, huh?

A woman crawls out of a wish tunnel at Yasui Konpiragu Shrine in Kyoto, west of Tokyo May 7, 2007. I hope she got all her wishes. Lol.

Lanterns were hung to celebrate the Lantern Festival in Laiwu, east China's Shandong province March 2, 2007. The local government in Treviso has ordered the northern Italian city's Chinese restaurants to remove red lanterns from their windows because they look too 'oriental.'

A view of the Vatican. A former employee of the Vatican was given a suspended four-month prison sentence for possessing cocaine, in a first for the Holy See's justice system.




About 18,000 people posed in the nude for an installation by US photographer Spencer Tunick on May 6, 2007 at the Zocalo square in Mexico City. Tunick is known for his photographs that feature large numbers of nude people posed in artistic formations.
A man holds pound coins in his hand in an undated file photo. A British man who went on a wild spending spree after doctors said he only had a short time to live wants compensation because the diagnosis was wrong and he is now healthy -- but broke.

A handful of dead scorpions. Two Hong Kong women were treated in hospital after they suffered suspected stings from scorpions lurking in imported fruit, according to health officials.

A man walks inside a graveyard in Indian city of Kolkata November 27, 2006. A villager is campaigning in northern India for the rights of people declared legally dead by cheating relatives seeking to steal their assets.

Cars sit in traffic on a street in downtown Berlin on March 23, 2005 cos a German man failed his driving test after attempting the examination while three times over the legal alcohol limit.

Monday, May 7, 2007

few jokes.

A Lesson of Anatomy.

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,"What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her,"That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!"
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Tony you are so good so I need to ask you an extra question.
- There are 5 birds in a tree, you have a gun and shoot one, how many will
there be left?

- None answer Tony.
- What you mean....none?
- Well The one I shoot falls to the ground dead the other fly away scared.
The teachers nods but had the answer 4 in her mind.
- Well the answer should be 4 but I like the way you thinks, she says.

Later to stretch his hand.
- Yes Tony?
- Miss, can I ask a question?
- Of course.
- Alright, 3 ladies are eating ice creams. One of them licks it, the other
bites it and the third sucks it. Who of them are married?

The teache blushes:
- ehh hmmm.. I'm not sure but I guess it's the one who sucks on the ice
cream.
- No Miss. It is the one wearing a ring on her finger, BUT I like the way
you thinks!!!
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An 80 year old man was having his annual check up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,"Let me tell you a story.

I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle, and do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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Blonde Joke.
A blonde goes into a library and says to the librarian,"please can i have 1 cup of coffee with milk and sugar in it, 1 brownie, and 2 doughnuts?
The Librarian looks at the blonde and says "excuse me madam, but this is a library".
The blonde looks around and says "oh i am sorry", and whispers to the librarian, please can i have 1 cup of coffee with milk and sugar in it,1 brownie and 2 doughnuts.
More jokes later,i need to go to a client's site.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Kenya Airways Wreckage found.

The wreckage of a Kenya Airways jetliner that crashed on saturday 5th May, 2007, was found late Sunday in a dense mangrove forest outside Cameroon's commercial capital, aviation officials said. There was still no information on survivors.

Dozens of rescue workers and journalists walking through the swamp at night reached the edge of the crash site but did not immediately find survivors.
Reporters said they had found only small, scattered pieces of wreckage before they had to abandon the search because of darkness and deep water. Teams said they would resume at first light and follow the debris trial in hopes of finding the main part of the wreckage.

The chief executive of Kenya Airways said he had no news about the plane's condition or about the 114 people who were on board.

No idea if there was any survivor or any possible casualties.

The cause of the crash remained unclear.

The wreckage was found about 12 miles southeast of Douala, along its flight path. It had been difficult to spot because it was hidden by a thick canopy of trees.

Still keeping my fingers crossed and hoping for the best.

Keep Ur Eyes On The Snake.

Keep Ur eyes on the Snake.
Do not Cheat..

Keep looking at the snake....

.........

I bet u took ur eyes off the snake,...DIDN'T U?

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Paris Hilton's New Home Address.

Name: Paris Hilton.

Occupation: Hotel Heiress,Party Freak, Artist,(I liked that song of hers 'Stars are Blind'),Business Woman(who doesn't know how her business is run).

Home Address: The Century Regional Detention Centre,Los Angeles County Jailhouse for Women.

Crime:Violation of her parole. (Driving with a suspended License).

Duration: 45days.

Menu: Poultry Based. No Pork nor Beef.

Attraction:
Inmates there get 3 low sodium meals/day with dinner bn the only hot meal. But the good thing is that Her royal highness will be segregated from other inmates for her own safety so she will be living in a one room cell. Compare that to her palatial home.
Her new abode is 12 by 8 feet, with a toilet nice little sink, and a window that's 6inches wide.Let's see if this will calm her down a bit. Plus a mirror made of polished metal where she can comb her silky short blonde hair.

Other attractions include:
Breakfast at 6-7:30am (hours when she would still be sleeping).
Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least 1hour to shower,watch TV, participate in recreation and make phone calls.

Her lawyers however, want to appeal on her behalf to avoid jail time. She doesn't have to go to Jail until the 5th of June and if she doesn't appear,the jail time would be increased to 9o days, but if she leaves the country to avoid going to jail.....then she will be in HOT SOUP.

No Cell Phones or Blackberries are allowed in the cell.
I wonder how she would cope without Tinkerbell and her CELL PHONE!

Kenya Airways Crash in Cameroon!

A Kenya Airways jet with 114 people on board crashed early today,5th May,2007 after sending out a distress signal over a remote rainforest in southern Cameroon. The Boeing 737-800 which was carrying 114 people, including 105 passengers, from at least 23 countries went down near the town of Lolodorf, about 155 miles south of the coastal city of Douala, where it had taken off after midnight.

Kenya Airways CEO Titus Naikuni said the plane, which was almost new, took off an hour late because of rain. He said the distress call was issued automatically — "from a machine, not a pilot. He said search planes were flying over the forested area where the airliner gave off a distress signal, but no wreckage had been spotted.
No word on survivors yet.
I am keeping my fingers crossed and hoping for the best.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Milan Baros Suspended.

Remember this gesture?
Well, The French Football Association stated that Milan Baros will be suspended for 3 games for the gesture pretending Stephane M'Bia was smelling bad.
The Association did not however call it a racist act.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Hostages from Nigerian oilfield freed.

Nigerian militant group MEND said all the hostages taken from an Italian-operated offshore oilfield earlier on Thursday had been released.
The self-styled leader of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) said his group had not intended to take more hostages, having seized six foreign workers from a U.S.-operated oilfield on Tuesday.
"They have all been released within the last five minutes and are on their way to Port Harcourt," said the leader, who uses the pseudonym Jomo Gbomo.

Gbomo said eight people were taken from the Mystras oil production vessel, operated by Saipem and SBM Offshore, which normally produces about 50,000 barrels per day of crude oil.

Saipem's parent company Eni put the number of abducted at six, including one British, one Australian, one Polish, two Croats and one Romanian.

MEND, which says it is fighting for more regional control of the delta's oil wealth, has said the six hostages taken on Tuesday from a Chevron oilfield would be released unconditionally on May 30.

Boy Kept in Cage by Parents,


A couple locked their 10-year-old son in a small dog cage while his father used drugs, and at times they forced him to wear a shock collar meant for training animals, authorities said.
Jessica Botzko, 28, and John Westover, 37, were arrested Wednesday, a day after the boys were left alone at home and ran away. They were found on a neighbor's porch.
The couple appeared briefly in court Thursday on charges of child endangerment and making or selling drugs in front of the boy and his 5-year-old brother.
The older boy told officers that he took off because he was tired of being left in the cage, which was less than 2 feet high by 2 feet wide, police Capt. Ray Carroll said.
"He had to tuck his knees into his chest, and he fell asleep in there on a couple occasions," Carroll said. "It wasn't continuous. It was probably on and off for punishment."
Court documents say the boy was repeatedly shocked at the family's home through the remote-controlled collar.
It was not clear whether the younger boy had been caged, Carroll said. The boys were in state custody.
The 10-year-old told officers that his father put him in the cage when he was using or making drugs, Carroll said. Police searched the mobile home and found it filled with dirty clothes, garbage and empty boxes.
The boy looked thin and told authorities he had not eaten for a couple of days, police said. He weighed 61 pounds, Carroll said.
Neighbors said they often heard the couple fighting. Catherine Hightower said she saw the oldest boy a few times when he was taking out garbage.
"I'm just finding out they had more than the one boy," she said.
The parents' hearings were continued because neither had a lawyer. A message seeking comment was left for them at the jail.
The oldest boy was previously removed from the home in 1998, when Botzko was charged with child endangering. Westover had an extensive criminal record and was wanted on a child endangering charge in suburban Toledo.
In addition, the couple had a daughter who died a few years ago of sudden infant death syndrome, and police plan to take another look into the death, Carroll said.
Another Ohio couple, Michael and Sharen Gravelle of Norwalk, were convicted in February of child abuse and endangerment for keeping some of their 11 special-needs adopted children in wire and wood enclosures.

Entertainment News.

Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty yesterday blamed India's "Lunatic fringe" for an uproar over kisses bestowed on her by Hollywood Sweetheart, Richard Gere at an AIDS charity event.
An Indian court last week issued a warrant of arrest for Gere on charges of "obscene" behaviour after the televised embrace in which the star bent Shetty backwards on stage and kissed her repeatedly.
The incident triggered a public storm in India, known for its chaste public behaviour despite Bollywood's sexually suggestive song-and-dance routines.

But Shetty, 31, who is in Australia to promote her latest film, said the kisses had been "blown out of all proportion" and Gere "was just being very sweet."
"The media tends to get slightly irresponsible at times but that's the price one has to pay for celebrity," she said.
"The majority of Indians don't feel that way. It was the lunatic fringe that took over.

Stan Lee, the creative force behind
Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, the Incredible Hulk and X-Men. He's the grand old man of the comic book biz. His stories will surprise, entertain and amaze you.Stan's successor at Marvel Comics is so pleased at what he has achieved with Stan's most famous creation, Spider-Man.

Grammy-nominated rapper Buster Rhymes was arrested in New York on Thursday for driving while intoxicated, marking his fourth arrest in 10 months.
Rhymes, 34, whose real name is Trevor Smith, will appear in state supreme court on Tuesday when a judge is expected to decide whether the four charges will be consolidated or whether he will be tried on each separately.

Paris Hilton will have a very unglamorous new address if prosecutors get their way: the Los Angeles County jail.

The hotel heiress and TV star may be jailed for 45 days for violating terms of her probation for an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction.
Prosecutors also want Hilton to stay away from alcohol for 90 days and wear a monitoring device that will chart whether she complies. And they are seeking to have her license suspended for an additional four months.
The recommendation will be reviewed by a judge when Hilton appears for a probation violation hearing tomoro friday,4th May. The judge can accept it or impose a different penalty. The maximum penalty is 90 days in jail.
The good thing is Paris could request to be housed in a jail of her choice but if the judge grants that she would be required to pay the costs of her incarceration. It's good to be rich o jare.

But the Simple life star has achieved some nice creditS. She appeared in the 2005 film, "House of Wax"(Which i enjoyed) and recently finished filming "The Hottie and the Nottie." She also is a handbag designer and has a namesake perfume. She sef try.