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Thursday, July 5, 2007

RISQUÉ RIDDLES

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q.What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. W hat do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between " ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!

8 comments:

...toyintomato said...

lmao...totally hilarious

What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

this totally cracked me up.
great blog

SET said...

YOU ARE A MESS, THIS IS TOO FUNNY BUT MAKES SOME SENSE.

catwalq said...

THE PRIEST'S BALLS ARE FOR DECORATION?

MOTHER INLAW IN MY NEW CAR?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...SO SILLY SO SILLY

princess said...

Nice blog. Just passing by.

pamelastitch said...

HELLO,
JUST DROPPED BY TO TELL YOU OF A COMPETITION RUNNING AT THE LOFT.

WWW.AFRICANLOFT.COM


PLS, PASS THE WORD ALONG.....

AND DO PARTICIPATE IF YOU HAVE THE TIME...

TAKE CARE,
PAMMY

Nyemoni said...

Lol girl you are funny! See U are doing the dissapearing act on us again.....

pamelastitch said...

Well, i just dropped by to let you know of a competition that is running at the africanloft.

www.africanloft.com

Pls, participate.

pammy

Afolabi said...

this is hilarious....