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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Parent Alert

Most popular acronyms teenagers use to beat their parents from knowing what they actually say. Parents take not! Lol. Teenagers, sorry for busting some of ur codes, lol.

1 ADR - Address
2 ASL - Age/Sex/Location
3 Banana - Penis
4 CD9/Code9 -Parents are around
5 DUM - Do You Masturbate?
6 DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
7 FB - F*** Buddy
8 FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
9 FOL - Fond of Leather
10 GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
11 GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
12 IAYM - I Am Your Master
13 IF/IB - In the Front or In the Back
14 IIT - Is It Tight?
15 ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
16 IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
17 IWSN - I Want Sex Now
18 J/O - Jerking Off
19 KFY/ K4Y - Kiss For You
19 Kitty - Vagina
20 KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
21 M/F - Male or Female
22 LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
23 MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
24 WYCM - Will You Call Me?
25 MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
26 MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
27 NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
28 NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
29 NMU - Not Much, You?
30 P911 - Parent Alert
31 PAL - Parents Are Listening
32 PAW - Parents Are Watching
33 PIR - Parent In Room
34 POS - Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
35 PRON - Porn
36 Q2C - Quick To Cum
37 RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
38 RUH - Are You Horny?
39 S2R - Send To Receive
40 S/G - Straight or Gay
41 TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
42 KMTTP - Kiss Me Through The Phone
Voila! Lol.

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