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Sunday, December 6, 2009

A man's playmate


A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says,

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,

"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies,

"If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,

you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one. You have a lot of jokes that involving men/women relationships, and often reflect negatively on such relationships. I hope these don't reflect some pessimism on your part about men!

Vera Ikeji said...

Gee, they are just jokes, they have nothing to do with real life. Gee, lighten up, lol.

Anonymous said...

He he, nice one.