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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Tiger Woods Family Christmas Portrait

I couldnt resist to upload this picture when I saw it! Hahahaha. Enjoy!

Tiger Woods jokes started shortly after he had the 2:05am accident last week and rumors of a relationship with a cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs started. Enjoy,lol.

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

That accident was the first time Tiger Woods failed to drive 300 yards

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver.

"Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant".

I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger's wife went for him after he scored a birdie.

What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

1 comment:

Wilson said...

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