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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Prison vs work

Guess what this is.












It's a new Prison in UK !


Prison vs Work.
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
@ WORK you spend the majority of your time In a 6X6 cubicle /office.
@ PRISON: You get three meals a day fully paid for.
@ WORK: You get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it.
@ PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
@ WORK: You get more work for Good behavior.
@ PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
@ WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
@ PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
@ WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
@ PRISON: You get your own toilet.
@ WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
@ PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
@ WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
@ PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
@ WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
@ PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
@ WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens.
@ WORK They are called managers.

4 comments:

Raven Chukwu said...

Seriously? These are pictures of an actual UK prison? What further incentives do I need to deviate from the straight and narrow? I really need to get myself incarcerated.

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princekay123 said...

I can't believe that's a prison yard. Its like heaven on earth, better than a 5 star hotel here.

R4Biz said...

Prison is not just a building. No matter how good a penitentiary looks the physical and the psychological restriction and damage are the same. I know friends who've been in prison here in England. They came out bitter and angry. The place obliviously did damage to their mind or their mental well being. Something one of them told me stayed with me till these day. He said no matter what I should avoid ever going to prison cos in there the racism is intense, pronounced and black people have no rights. For someone as I, I couldn’t handle it. They are calmer that I. I may end up doing life. Some even end up beaten, killed or maimed in prison and the system covers it up. Behind bars, the system is different for our people and very harsh, regardless of their UK nationality. Prison is no place for anyone, really.