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Monday, January 28, 2008

Angelina Jolie is pregnant again, Heath Legder's death

Mmmmm, just heard on the news that Angelina Jolie is pregnant again. Also heard she is expecting twins. If it's true... Good for her!!!
Congratulations to her and her babies daddy, Brad Pitt.


It's a pity about Heath Ledger. Different stories are now emerging about how he may have died, but these, will not bring him back to life.
May his soul rest in peace. Amen.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Happy new year ya'll

Happy new year all.
We thank God for a new year and for giving us the privilege to see this new year.
May our new year resolutions be kept this year. All of u who make resoultions and break them few days later should let ur resolutions last at least.... till the end of January. Hahaha.
Happy new year y'all!!!

African Roulette

President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.

"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette's not a friendly, nice game."

The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."

He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in."You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.

This gained Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?"

The African leader said "One of them is a cannibal."