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Monday, November 15, 2010

Ufeoma Ejenobor's alleged assault

Some weeks back, I heard that Nollywood actress, Ufuoma Ejeanobor was attacked by Lagos state House of Assembly men.I felt sorry for her until I watched this video.

Haba! The Deputy Commissioner of Police tried calming her down yet she refused to lisen, wetin happen!!!
Even if your Dad was the President of the world wouldnt you listen to an older person with authority??? The guy kept trying to calm her down yet she kept acting like an Agbero. Na wa o! ..and she is supposed to be a celebrity/role model???? I bow o!

On second thoughts

Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"