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Thursday, April 10, 2008


TEACHER: Why are you late?

BONGANI: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

BONGANI: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Bongani, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: Bongani, how do you spell "crocodile"?


TEACHER: No, that's wrong

BONGANI: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Bongani, go to the map and find North America .

BONGANI: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?

TEACHER: Now, Bongani, tell me do you say prayers, before eating?

BONGANI: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Bongani, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

BONGANI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking, when people are no longer interested?

BONGANI: A teacher