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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Snooki pregnant

Rumor mill has been churning with the news that 'pint size' Snooki is pregnant with her boy friend-Jionni LaValle's baby.
I'm not a fan of the show- Jersey shore nor Snooki hence have been trying to ignore this news but it keeps popping up everywhere online. According to gists everywhere, Snooki (whose real name is  Nicole Polizzi) is supposed to be about three or four months preggo.
Snooki denied this rumor on “Good Morning America", but sources very close to her say she is really pregnant.

According to reports flying everywhere, last week, Snooki took to her Twitter page to tweet about not feeling well and the cravings she was having:
“I feel sick,” she tweeted. “Late night craving…yogurt hits the fricken spot!” she later added.
Madam Snooki if you are actually pregnant, make it official so that people who don't have anything better to do with their time can rest, lol.
UPDATE: She made it official and it's a boy.

Celebrity body parts with twitter handles

I discovered something funny while surfing the web, lol. Before J. Lo's near nip slip at the Oscars, I never knew some celebrities had twitter handles named after their body parts, lol.

During the award show, someone created a handle for Angelina Jolie's right leg, @AngiesRightLeg, lol. This twitter handle popped up after Angelina Jolie walked the Oscar red carpet with her entire right leg exposed through the slit of her Versace dress, lol. As at last count @AngiesRightLeg had 40,965 followers.

After the Oscars, a Twitter account called @JLosNipple, was created with the inaugural Tweet: “Did you see me?” lol. As at last count, it had 5588 followers.

Other celebrities are: Kim Kardashian's a$$: @KimsAss, which  has more than 7,000 Twitter followers and tweets about its troubles getting into an itty bitty bikini bottom and the perils of Kardashian eating too many carbs.

Bradley Cooper's moustache @CoopersMustache with only 449 followers.

Justin Bieber’s famous hairstyle: @Bieber_hair has less than 1,000 followers.

The male celebrity body part with the most Twitter followers is 50 Cent's teeth @50CentsTeeth with 3,938 followers.

PippaMiddleton's flat a$$, lol: @Pippasbackside and @pippasass.  @pippasass has  3,314 followers.

Rihanna's legs: @Rihannaslegs.

Keri Hilson’s feet @KeriHilson_feet.

Toni Braxton dating Eddie Murphy

Rumor has it that 44 year old 'unbreak my heart' crooner is dating 50 year old, father of eight- Eddie Murphy.
This romance is rumored to have been going on for up to four months now.

Eddie Murphy was seen backstage at her Feb. 19 L.A. concert cheering Toni B.

While Braxton's rep insists "Toni and Eddie are just friends and have been fans of each other's work for a long time," an insider says, "Their kids have met and everything. It's getting very serious."

Hmmm, I love these two artistes but it's kinda weird/strange to see them dating, lol. Odd combo if you ask me, lol.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Kids, killings, bad behavior and little or no consequence

On Friday, In Long Beach California, two little Elementary kids - a 10 and 11 year old, got into a fight in an alley after school hours.. this fight was over a boy they both liked.
Witnesses said the fight was planned during school hours and most kids were aware of it. The girls who watched the fight said they tried to stop it but the boys didn't let them. According to Joanna's friend "the two girls took off their backpacks,  put their hair in a bun, and then that's when they said `go' and that's when they started hitting each other".She said the fight only lasted 1 minute and no one fell to the ground.
Joanna Ramos
However, after the fight,10 year old Joanna Ramos went back to school to participate in after school extracurricular activities, she didn't have any physical injury but complained to her classmate and teacher that 'her head hurt'. So she was sent home.

On her way home she complained of a headache and vomited all the way, so her Mom took her to the hospital where she underwent emergency surgery for a blood clot on her brain. Unfortunately, she died six hours after the fight.
Apparently, the other girl landed some heavy blows to her head during the fight which caused some internal bleeding.
Joanna's death has now been ruled a homicide but 11 year old  has not yet been charged.

Yesterday, a 17 year old Ohio high school kid took a gun to school, shot 10 rounds and killed 3 of his school mates, leaving 1 in critical condition in the Hospital, he has since been arrested.

Then in Fresno, three fifth graders poisoned their teacher's coffee with rat poison, fortunately for the teacher however, one of the culprits changed his mind and knocked off the teacher's coffee. This incident happened in December but no one knew about it until the Mom of one of the culprits started bragging that her son saved the teacher's life.
The school authorities expelled the three kids as soon as they heard about the incident and reported it to the Fresno police.
The school teachers don't think expulsion is enough punishment though, they want the kids to have some legal action filed against them for what they did.

These are all kids who were/are just starting their lives. Why cant kids just be kids?? Go to school, study, come home, eat/ do your homework, go outside and play with other normal children.
What type of kids are we raising?? Why didn't the parents of the 5th graders severely punish their kids for trying to kill another human?? Seriously. Are these the kids that are tomorrow's future?? OMG!!

We are in trouble..BIG trouble.

High School killing in Ohio

Yesterday, 17 year old T.J Lane took a .22 caliber pistol to Chardon High School in Cleveland Ohio. It was alleged that he fired 10 rounds at his school mates whom he picked at random. These schoolmates of his, sat at table in the school cafeteria when he opened fire. Fellow students who witnessed the shooting said they all ran from the cafeteria when the shooting occurred.
Daniel Parmertor

Demetrius Hewlin

Russell King Jnr.
Five students were shot. One student Daniel Parmertor, 16, died yesterday, two more teenagers Demetrius Hewlin, 16 and Russell King Jr., 17, were both declared dead this morning (Demetrius was declared brain dead hence his family gave permission to take him off life support), the fourth student is still in hospital in a critical condition while the other student has been released from the hospital today.

T.J., as he's popularly known is said to be from a troubled home, his Dad was arrested for trying to kill his Mother some years ago but I don't know if he witnessed that incident. He attended Lake Academy, a school for students with academic or behavioral problems which was located some miles away from Chardon High. His school mates said he was a quiet kid who kept his emotions to himself. It has also been rumored that one of the boys he killed (Russel King Jnr) was dating his ex gf, so who knows if revenge was a motive??
He was chased from the school premises by one of the teachers of the school and was apprehended by cops some miles away.

T.J. appeared in Geauga County Juvenile Court today where the Judge was supposed to determine if he's going to be treated as a minor or an adult. The Judge ordered T.J held in detention pending the filing of formal charges against him.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Picture of the day

The picture of two gay US marines kiising each other goes viral.

To read more on this, continue here

Kelly Rowland's hot bod!

Kelly Rowland has always been my favorite Destiny's child member and I think her skin is flawless in these sexy a$$ pictures!! She also has a badda$$ body too!!
Uh huh!! Work it girl!! Lol.

To view more sexy pictures, viewer discretion is adviced- click on 'read more' below

The treadmill dancing queen

This lady dances on the treadmill while she works out. I am slim and can't even try that, lol. I think her dance moves are neat!!

After this video went viral, she got interviewed by a couple of TV networks including Ellen Degeneres.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Chris Brown in another drama

Reports over this weekend claim that as Chris Brown was leaving a club, a woman- Christal Shanae Spann followed him to his car and took a picture with her cell phone. Chris Brown allegedly grabbed her phone from her hand and said ” You ain't gonna put that on no website” and drove away with her phone.

Christal made a police report and the offense has since been described as 'Robbery by sudden snatching' but Chris Brown said he did nothing wrong.
I guess these two love birds- Rihanna and Chris Brown can't stay away from negative publicity, lol.
I wish them well.
I love Chris Brown though :-). #teambreezy

Rihana starts a fight with a fan over her hook up with Chris Brown

Rihana and a fan got into a twitter fight this weekend and it was nasty. Read the excerpts below, lol.

J. Lo and Cameron Diaz' hot bods

J. Lo and Cameron Diaz both presented the first award but I never listened to the category because I was too busy watching J. Lo's hot bod and...Cameron, not really, lol. No homo towards J. Lo, lol. Check them out.
J. Lo and Cameron Diaz ready to present the first award

J. Lo had a near mishap with her dress while she was presenting with Cameron Diaz but both of them stylishly turned their backs towards the audience and had it fixed. No one would have noticed what they were up to if J. Lo hadn't winked and chuckled after this pose, lol.

Oscars Red Carpet Live

I am currently watching Oscars Red Carpet Live on TV and will upload pictures of stars who I think look astonishing
J.Lo's gorgeous dress
Sandra Bullock's 'sexy' look, lol.
Cameron Diaz
Gwyneth Paltrow
Tina Fey

George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler
Natalie Portman

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Linda Ikeji's Yankee visit

My gorgeous sister, Linda Ikeji, visited the US of A and we all had a GREAT time. My gorgeous sister, loving Husband and I visited a couple of States and cities and had an awesome time!! I hadn't seen her in a few years so it was a HUGE opportunity to get some quality sisterly bonding ;-).

One thing she didn't stop doing however, was shop. She shopped and shopped and shopped..OMG! Lol. It was fun to watch her eyes light up at gorgeous clothes, shoes, bags, wrist-watches etc, lol.
She went back to Nigeria today and we miss her already...especially the dogs, lol. She kept feeding them with every junk you could think of, lol...OMG!!! They keep sitting by the foot of the stairs expecting her to come downstairs anytime soon :-(

I know this is not Face Book but I am gonna upload a few of our pictures together, lol.


@ The Venetian in Vegas
With the #1 Stunnas MC (San Antonio Chapter)

@ home with Linda and my Hubby.