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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

My Friend's Favorite Words.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?

Let's go get liquored up and rape each other..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!

I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?

You WILL go home with me tonight....

Life is short. Let's fuck and see if there is anything after that.

Hi. I think your friend is really hot. Do you have a ride home or is it just going to be the three of us?

My mate asked a girl for the last Dance, No! she said where he replied "a Fuck is out of the question then?"

Mr G. Favorite words.

10 comments:

belinda said...

this ur mr g has him some words.liked it!!!

sandy said...

I have some words too. can i send it as a comment?

wakanta said...

nice words!!!

Anonymous said...

My mate asked a girl for the last Dance, No! she said where he replied "a Fuck is out of the question then?"

/Stevo

Vera Ikeji said...

@ Sandy. Yes u can.
@ Stevo. Thanks for ur contribution.
Hope i can add this to my list.

SET said...

Mr G is something else. Wow lol

Anonymous said...

Laughter is the cure for (almost) any ailment. I love to laugh, though my sense of humor is kind of off the charts. So meeting someone with a keen sense of humor is very necessary. So I will say something funny to make them feel comfortable, and sometimes you might just get lucky in the process!

Mr. G

Vera Ikeji said...

@ Mr G. Hey Mr. G! Thanks for ur visiting my page! U master and ruler of laughter. Hahaha.

LurLar said...

lol......

chidi said...

is this person real???