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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Beer Vs. Pussy

Beer Vs. Pussy: The Playoff
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER
13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9, PUSSY 7.

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEERS.
If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. - An extra point for BEER! Lol.
This goes out to guys with nagging girl friends or wives. Lol.

7 comments:

Ugo Daniels said...

Shit, i can't believe you wrote these here, you naughty gal.

Well, in my own world, pussy rules all da time. Who da heck needs a beer when there are pu***ies around...lol!

catwalq said...

u r so silly!!!...

But I agree. hehehehehehehehehe

dolly said...

Naughty gurl

SET said...

LOL VERA YOU ARE NUTS MAN, I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. THIS IS COOL

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