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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Paddy

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy and a girl! The babies are fine now, but they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately. Your brother came in and named them.."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not mi' brother! He's a clueless git!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?""Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother is totally relieved. "To be sure, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise."

Then she asks;"What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew"

8 comments:

SET said...

lol, so her brother tried to have them both with similar names yet incoporating the nephew part of it in the boys name. lol

Anonymous said...

hey Vera.

whay exactly is raquelle-cutie's exact ID? I keep typing: "raquelle-cutie.blogspot.com" but its not going thru...am askn u cos i kno u visit her site. thnx a mil'

Nyemoni said...

lol....heheheheh very funny

Vera Ikeji said...

@ anonymous, i just clicked on her name which was one of the comments on a post on my blog and it took me there.

Agaracha said...

Thanks lol I needed that laugh !!

Vera Ikeji said...

@ agaracha. Ur welcome. BTW,I like ur name.

Vera Ikeji said...

@ Set. Thanks but.... not for me. Lol.

catwalq said...

lmao