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Saturday, May 26, 2007

A little joke to make u smile.

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to
the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go
to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is
firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming/cuming.... that was me."

4 comments:

Ugo Daniels said...

Buwahahahahaha. HAHahahehehehe LOLOLOO!L

You people will not kill me on this Island at all at all. I reject it...lmao!

Chei, yu've gat me all cracked up there!

chidi said...

LOL!!! that was funny. Also lol at my breasts are 100% natural

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