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Saturday, May 5, 2007

Paris Hilton's New Home Address.

Name: Paris Hilton.

Occupation: Hotel Heiress,Party Freak, Artist,(I liked that song of hers 'Stars are Blind'),Business Woman(who doesn't know how her business is run).

Home Address: The Century Regional Detention Centre,Los Angeles County Jailhouse for Women.

Crime:Violation of her parole. (Driving with a suspended License).

Duration: 45days.

Menu: Poultry Based. No Pork nor Beef.

Attraction:
Inmates there get 3 low sodium meals/day with dinner bn the only hot meal. But the good thing is that Her royal highness will be segregated from other inmates for her own safety so she will be living in a one room cell. Compare that to her palatial home.
Her new abode is 12 by 8 feet, with a toilet nice little sink, and a window that's 6inches wide.Let's see if this will calm her down a bit. Plus a mirror made of polished metal where she can comb her silky short blonde hair.

Other attractions include:
Breakfast at 6-7:30am (hours when she would still be sleeping).
Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least 1hour to shower,watch TV, participate in recreation and make phone calls.

Her lawyers however, want to appeal on her behalf to avoid jail time. She doesn't have to go to Jail until the 5th of June and if she doesn't appear,the jail time would be increased to 9o days, but if she leaves the country to avoid going to jail.....then she will be in HOT SOUP.

No Cell Phones or Blackberries are allowed in the cell.
I wonder how she would cope without Tinkerbell and her CELL PHONE!

4 comments:

Stevo said...

Will she be someones Bitch or have someone as a bitch in jail?

Anonymous said...

It's nice to know that this worthless waste of space is going to get a taste of real life for a change...even though it's a very small altered taste. THE PHANTOM

Vera Ikeji said...

I dont know oooooo. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Very Interesting!
Thank You!