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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Make Me Feel Like a Woman!

On a plane there was a severe storm and the turbulence was awful, things went from bad to worse when one of the wings of the plane was struck by lightning.

All of a sudden a young,very beautiful woman looses it, screaming,she stands up in front of the plane and says: "I am too young to die" Then yells "well if i am going 2 die, i want my last minutes on earth 2 be memorable". I have had plenty of sex in my life but no one has ever made me feel like a woman". "Well i have had it". Is there anyone here who can make me feel like a woman?"

For a moment there's silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril,they all stare at the desperate woman.

Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make u feel like a woman" he says.

The guy is Gorgeous, Sexy, Tall, Tanned, well built, wt Hazel green eyes. Very Hot!

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle...unbuttoning his shirt one at a time...

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches.

He removes his shirt (Muscles ripple across, his chest as he reaches her)....

He extends his arm holding his shirt towards the trembling woman and whispers....



"Iron this"

4 comments:

Té la mà Maria said...

We have visited his blog-web and find it interesting, congratulations

There visits ours, the irreverent and iconoclast of the world,
is in Catalunya - Spain

Http: // telamamaria.blogspot.com

Thank you very much for the visit

Maria

shane said...

Serves her right! this is a funny one i wasnt expecting it to end that way. lol

Vera Ikeji said...

@ Tel a maria: je ne comprend pas.
Shane:Me neither.It is funny.

stellasgroove said...

hi vera,just dropping in to show some love,thanks for givng my blog a shout out on ur blog.this joke is so funny and i almost choked on it.very funny!....ooops by the way nice blog.

btw u and linda whos stealing stuff from each others blog?