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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Words Women Use.

This is to give women a good laugh and to warn men about future arguments they can avoid if they remember these terminologies.
THAT'S OKAY:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make 2 a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard b4 deciding how and when u will pay for your mistake.
FIVE MINUTES:
If a woman is getting dressed (this is half an hour), 5minutes is only 5 minutes if the man has just bn given 5 more minutes to watch the game. Once she's ready Ur 5 minutes is up.
NOTHING:
This is the calm b4 the storm. This means 'something', and u shd be on Ur toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in 'Fine'.
FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and need men to shut up.
GO AHEAD:
This is a dare not a permission. Don't do it!
LOUD SIGH:
This is actually not a word,but it's a non-verbal statement often understood by men. A 'loud sigh' means she thinks u are an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time and arguing wt u over nothing.
THANKS:
A woman is thanking u. Do not question it. Just say Ur welcome!
WHATEVER:
That's a woman's way of saying F**K YOU!!
If there are other terms women use and i omitted, please feel free to send them and i will update this. Cheers!

5 comments:

Shane said...

Thanks for explaining these terms. it will be very handy with further argumements with my partner. lol.

Anonymous said...

Fortunately, my girlfriend hasn't used any of these on me (that I know of) yet. But it's nice to know what they mean when she does. THE PHANTOM

Anonymous said...

Women...you can't live with them, and you can't have sex without them.

Mr.G

Vera Ikeji said...

@ The Phantom. U are a lucky man. And now u will be more prepared for whenever she does use them. Cheers.
@ Mr G. U are something else! hahaha.

Vera Ikeji said...

@ The Phantom. U are a lucky man. And now u will be more prepared for whenever she does use them. Cheers.
@ Mr G. U are something else! hahaha.